[Lyric] Little Baby Prostitute (Steven Wright)

I was four days old
I was twice your age

But I knew both our stories
Like any babies age

If I kissed her now
Will she remember
That I was the first
That day in September

Little baby prostitute
Laying there near me

Looking kinda sleepy
As sleepy can be

Can you hear the music
Can you hear the trumpets
Don't play it to loud
Your gonna wake the little strumpets
I heard the doctors talking about precision
I think im gonna get a circumcision