[Lyric] Louisas house (I've Made Too Much Pasta)

If you want we can go to Louisa's house
I think by now she's cleaned the blood off the floor
We won't go in the backyard where the bodies are
And let's not stop on that same trap door
We'll have to sneak in, avoid your three-headed dog
Or at least the angry head
It seems to happen every time I am there
Skulls under the waterbed

Don't mind the fact there are skulls under the waterbed
Keep your mind from wondеring too much
Don't look anyone in the eyе whatever you do
Don't look anyone in the eye

Don't touch the werewolves unless they touch you first
And if they touch you don't look them in the eye
If you go outside don't look down the punji pit
But look out for the punji pit
Who keeps a chainsaw in the kitchen like that?
Not even lumberjacks do
There were some weird meats in the fridge
I guess we'll never know the truth
The Ouija board is moving by itself now
It's moving by itself cuz John Candy's ghost is here
I don't know if I can leave Louisa's house
I don't know if I can leave

[Instrumental Outro]