[Lyric] Love Is Irrational (Mouthfull)

I try to make sense of the things you say
But the words and the phrases don't turn out that way
The nouns, the verbs, the conjunctions function
To make sense blur when I suffer from rejection
If love is so kind
If love is so gentle
How come when I'm in it
It always drives me mental cos
Love is irrational

I made you upset so I thought I'd buy you flowers
I sent them to your house, waited by the phone for hours
When you finally called me up and said you got them safe
You mentioned that you thought that you might not be gay
I asked you why when you've always hated women
You mumbled lots of shit about not being human cos
Love is irrational

You say you're on the cover of the Weekly World News
Two headed homo, checked to see if it was true
Sure enough the cover shows your photograph
And all my friends called me up and had a little laugh
That I'd fallen deeply for somebody like that
Checking out the headlines and the doctored photographs
Love is irrational
Love
Love is...

You say you can't remember what we did last night
And you're sure that your bruises are witness to a fight
I wanted to remind you it's just life's ebb and flow
But I'm an idiot
What do I know?
Love Is Irrational

Love
Love is...