[Lyric] Love Songs Gone TERRIBLY Wrong (Steve Terreberry)

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[Waiting Music, Steve Raises Eyebrows at Girlfriend]

[Girl]
Shut up!

[Steve]
Smiles and Nods

[Girl]
Serenade me!

[Steve}
Yeah...Haha, yeah!

[Girl]
Clapping
[Steve (Last Resort - Papa Roach)]
CUT MY WIFE INTO PIECES
WITH A SERRATED SWORD!
CUT AND SLICING, AND DICE HER
OH, BUT FIRST, CAN YOU MAKE ME SOME SUPPER?
Ner-ner-ner-ner-nernеrnernerner-

[Girl]
NO! That's not a lovе song!
Play me a love song with your acoustic!

[Steve]
O-oh, yeah.. Sorry about that babe!

[Steve (The Only Exception - Paramore)]
And you craps self
Are.. The only exception and you diarrheas self
Don't give me erections

[Girl]
That's freaking discussing!

[Steve]
Well, I thought you liked love songs!

[Girl]
I wanted songs from the heart, not songs from the shart!
[Steve (All-4-One - And I Swear)]
And I swear~..
That the moon is as big as your thighs
And I swear~..
That my girlfriend is really a guy, with fake hair

[Girl]
DON'T TOUCH ME!

[Steve (Continuing)]
I should have swiped left
Your face looks like your butt..
I'm sorry but you will never make me
And I swear~...

[Girl]
Skip!

[Steve (John Legend - All of Me)
Cause all of me is like half of you
I caught most of your infections..
Just wish you would trim your downstairs hedges

[Girl]
Gasp
[Steve (I don't know this song)]
Lady in blue, she stands when she pees..
I saw her last night, she's more well-hung than me!
Oh, what a sight to see!
I'll never forget, her ass is hairier than mine!

[Girl]
Can you play photograph?

[Steve (Photograph - Nickelback)]
Oh yeah, sure babe!
Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
When did your eyes get so big?
Two years ago, we should have burned that wig!

[Girl]
No! I meant Photograph by Ed Sheeran!

[Steve (Photograph - Ed Sheeran)]
Oh, haha, right, sorry babe!
Don't go changing the radio station, when we're driving in the car. Mhmhmh~
It's my medal playlist..
And if you don't like it?
You can buy your own damn car!

[Girl]
Yeah, yeah, sorry I don't like your Dr-DreamTheatre!
That stupid DreamTheatre song lasted the entire seven minutes to the gas station!

[Steve (Another Song I Don't Know)]
Th-yeah, and we almost made it through the intro!
Passin' shart
That's your only skill
Stop before
You make me feel sickly ill!
That's some shart!

[Girl]
I'm too young to know that song, skiiiip!

[Steve (Kiss on my List - Daryl Hall & John Oates)
Because my fist, my fist, is all you kiss
Because my fist, my fist, is on my wrist
Because my fist is all you kiss when I turn off the lights!

[Girl]
So that's why your lips taste like knuckle!

[Steve (Maybe I Didn't Love You - Willie Nelson)]
Maybe I didn't punch you quite as hard as I should!
And baby I wasn't honest, you never gave me
Your eyes are like the nipples on your breasts
The right one always looks inside!
Your eyes and nipples aren't aligned
And that is all that's on my mind

[Girl]
Oh yeah, because your eyes are so perfectly aligned!

[Steve (I Will Do Anything for Love - Meat Loaf)]
And I would do anything for love
I just wish you would shave your back
And I would do anything for love..

[A moment of silence]
But I won't do that

[Girl]
Won't do that? Right, right
Well if you don't need me anymore, I guess I'll be on my way, bye!

[Steve]
Well, babe, I wasn't done!

[Girl]
Bye, bye forever
Thanks for the memories!

[Steve]
Oh, you want me to sing you a country song!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I- hahah..
Yeah, I f-, I forgot the lyrics, babe..

[Girl]
Do that again and I WILL threaten you

[Steve (Lonestar - Amazed)]
I don't know why you do what you do
Out of ten you are a two if you're wearing a paper bag
I don't know what to do with my life
You haven't changed your shirt since two-thousand-and-five!
And you're a bed wetter!

[Girl]
Skip!

[Steve (Again, I Don't Know)]
I think that if we had a baby
I'd probably drown it in the sink oh yeah-yeah!
I'd have to stay with you forever!
You would take my car and house

[Girl]
>:(
S k i p!

[Steve (Wonderwall - Oasis)]
I said maybe
Your skin is dry, and blemishy, and pasty!

[Girl]
Skip!

[Steve (Sorry, I think I'm dumb or something)]
Baby!
I could [ ? ] Taylor Swift with a beard
Oh~ the more I look at you the sicker I get!

[Girl]
Bye! I'm leaving, goodbye. drops something

[Steve (Continuing)]
And now that your ass is in view
I might leave the room and throw up.. gags
Wait, no-no-no-no, babe!

[Girl]
No, I'm leaving for good this time!

[Steve]
Baabe!

[Girl]
Have fun being alone by the way, you'll never get a girlfriend!

[Steve]
Babe.. I love you

[Girl]
I don't care!

[Steve]
I haven't played you your favorite song yet, you can't just-
Give me one more chance, oh, come-, mwah, mwah, mwah, come on, one more chance!

[Girl]
This is your LAST chance!

[Steve]
One more chance, I promise this time, I'll sing- I'll sing good this time. I promise

[Girl]
Well then, favorite song, please!

[Steve (Have I Told You Lately? - Van Morrison)]
Have I told you lately?

[Silence again]
You!

[Girl]
Yup, yup, YUP!

[Steve (Continuing)]
Have I told you, there's a few people above you?
😬
You broke my bathroom scale
You're like a nerdy whale!
Now my scale's stuck at two-forty-two..

[Girl]
gasps you TRICK!
Give me- give me that!

[Steve]
Babe!
Babe, what the heck are you doing? This is not sanctimonious!

[Girl (Señorita - Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello)]
I love it when you call me 'Señorita'
I know you'd rather be with Camila Cabello
But all you do is cala-la-la-la, cala-la-la-la-la
You're such a nerd geezer
Who looks like he is in Weezer
Now I'm leaving you forever cause you're being such a TRICK!

[Steve]
Oh, baby girl!

[Girl]
You're the worst boyfriend I have ever had this week!

[Steve]
Oh no, come on! Oh, I'll seduce you, babe! I will seduce ya-

[Slams door, phone ringing]

[Steve (Isn't She Lovely? - Stevie Wonder)
Isn't she fugly?

[Girl, stomping feet]
MMMMMM!

[Steve (Shape of You - Ed Sheeran)]
I'm not fond of the shape of you
Three-hundred founds and four-foot-two

[The last minute is exclusively on his YouTube channel, sorry!]