[Lyric] Love (Dave Monks)

[Verse]
There's a bridge with a tunnel at the end and through that tunnel
Is a ladder going up a wall that's sixty four feet high
When you've made it to the top
There's a note that you must read
And a password to remember but it's written very small
Take it with you down the rusty stairs that go in circles all the way
Down to the sticky swamp below where alligators live
And hop your way from stone to stone
Don't stop to catch your breath until
You've made it from the muck and you are standing face to face
With a busker from Eugene who is also namеd Eugene
He says, "Ain't that just thе craziest?"
And then he plays a song for you that's terrible
But you must smile and bob your head
Before he let's you pass and travel onward
To the multicoloured door and as you
Fumble with the handle don't forget to look behind you
For a fig and butter sandwich 'cause you're gonna need your strength
For the next part where you have to skate
Through rings of crazy fire burning hot and all around you
And you never learned to skate
But keep on going 'cause you're near the end
You just have one more part to do where you perform a juggling act
For fifty thousand people and your friends and teachers and enemies are all there
And everyone you know is there
And finally when the crowd applauds
Please exit through the back where you will plummet fifty stories
Screaming, "Someone save me please" down to your imminent demise
And then you'll do it all again 'cause that is love