[Lyric] Making the Most of Lockdown (Anderson, of a Painter)

Have you heard about COVID19?
Everything is so serene
Making the most, making the most of Lockdown
Listen now to what I say
Time to venture out and play
Making the most, making the most of Lockdown

The air and the river water
So incredibly clean
The streets in the city and the suburbs
The quietest ever seen
Gather the herd and off we go
Take a tip from the goats of Llandudno
Making the most, making the most of Lockdown

Cut across the M25
No need to check, no need to hide
Making the most, making the most of Lockdown
So hungry, could eat a horse
Head for the greens at the new golf course
Making the most, making the most of Lockdown
Crash through to the allotments
With its rows of garden peas
Lettuces, beetroot
Cabbages and kidney beans
Some of us are hungry still
A fresh rose bed in Harold Hill
Making the most, making the most of Lockdown

Parked cars get us excited
Ripping off trim and windscreen wipers
Making the most, making the most of Lockdown
My antlers smashed through shop windows
Left calling cards all through Tescos
Making the most, making the most of Lockdown

While you watched from isolation
We marked our territory
I rubbed my groin and urinated
On some fella wearing PPE
The virus made me do that!
Stuff the human habitat!
Make the most, make the most of Lockdown

Making the most, making the most of Lockdown
Making the most, making the most of Lockdown