[Lyric] Margarita (Stacy Wilson)

Margarita, Margarita
I am not your Senorita
Called me up when I was at home
You assumed I'd be like Macaulay Culkin
(Home Alone)
But now you in deep shit bitch

Jokes on you
My Hubby now knows
That once was you
But you fucked up
And that's on you
Only supposed to be a one night stand
Turned into a whirlwind romance
Then you threatened to kill my kids
And I was like oh hell no bitch
I'm done with you
I've moved on
7 loving kids and an amazing 3rd husband
Almost makes you regret that thousand dollar wedding band
Thanks for giving me everything
But giving me nothing has always been your thing
Margarita, Margarita
I am not your Senorita
Called me up when I was at home
You assumed I'd be likе Macaulay Culkin
(Home Alone)
But now you in deep shit bitch

You saw me at thе bar last night
You boldly assumed it would be alright
But you were goddamned wrong
It was you all along
Sending those gifts to my mansion
Too bad you can't get in my pants hon
By the way, I threw it all out
Every memory, every gift
You were absolutely full of bullshit
I heard shortly after we divorced
You relapsed and you brought home another bitch
Fuck you Chandler and Nathan
Never liked you anyways
Your sex life was funny

Margarita, Margarita
I am not your Senorita
Called me up when I was at home
You assumed I'd be like Macaulay Culkin
(Home Alone)
But now you in deep shit bitch