[Lyric] Markiplier vs. Jacksepticeye - Raichous Rap Battles Series Finale (Raichous Rap Battles)

Markiplier (1st Verse)

Hello everybody!
Welcome back
My name is Markiplier
Spittin' sick on this track real quick to set this spud on fire
You've been slowly going down-hill
And your analytics show
That this loud mouth wannabe Deadpool
Won't have to press "B" to blow!
You've settled on being a stereotype with a weird Tumblr slang gimmick
I'm surprised your intros isn't you slamming down a pint of Guinness
Your views keep going up and down
Your channels like a seesaw
In this dogfight; I'm a doberman, your more like a chihuahua!

Jacksepticeye (1st Verse)

Well- Top of the mornin' again, Mark
Or at least a shеll of what used to be
You rose to thе top with horror
Now your sellin' out for comedy
Broke your foot walking your dog, and she left you behind
I guess even pets can tell when their owner's past their prime
You reached the peak with meow
Now your views are going down
Your audience is leaving your channel dyin' on the ground!
You could never stack up to me, I'm the bossiest of bosses!
You'll forever stand in the shadow of this colossus!
Markiplier (2nd Verse)

I don't know how to tell ya, Seán
But we're at the end of your story
In 2014 you started gaining YouTube fame and glory
But as time goes on, your audience grows and finds the yelling boring
So, move on
Nothing lasts forever
Memento Mori
Your most popular content was all made by other people!
Guess you stop feeling creative when your always "suckin' diesel"
With how often your yelling
I'm surprised you've not been hauled away
Presenting at the VGA's; because you can't go All The Way!
It's A Heist with Jacksepticeye when he's stealing from TV
How's a scrawny, screaming leprechaun think that he's beating me?
Flex your plus-one biceps
Just to show the world your a puny guy
Admit it, Jack
You'd still be unknown (If not for Pewdiepie)

Jacksepticeye (2nd verse)

Yeah, I got some subs from Felix
But his shout-out doesn't mean shit
When my jokes and personality made all those viewers stick
While yours came around for Five Nights and afterwards they took flight
What's it like to have your fanbase come out of a dying franchise?
I'd rather have to go toe to toe with Anti in a fight
Hell, I'd honestly prefer to be on Warstache Tonight
You're asking "Where's the blacksmith?" to fix your shitty videos
You'd like to think your funny; but your shitty jokes are pretty gross
Did I make it clear your unfunny from the other side of the screen?
Markiplier isn't real; he's just a meme shittin' machine!
Ding, ding, ding!
Ring the bell; that means this battle is finished!
I'll leave ya like a third of your videos; In the clinic!
Markiplier (Last Verse)

Oh, this is far from over, Jack
You better grab your clover, Jack
When I start my big brain attack
You'll be left in potato sacks
One more shitty vid and I'll crack, go back home to your parents shack
Take another break from YouTube, and this time; don't come back!
Even Bob and Wade are fatigued from you screeching at your screen
Always ringing that bell in our ears, just trying to sell your beans
A hundred videos of happy wheels?
No wonder your insane
It's a shame to know, since then your career has gone down the drain

Jacksepticeye (Last Verse)

Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there, bro
'cause I gotta be honest
Another joke and I'll shove my foot way up your Unus Annus
I've got so much shit to say, where the fuck should I begin?
You've become so dumb that you should put your wisdom teeth back in!
You're corny like Del Monte, your shit was never funny!
Went from donatin' to charity, to wastin' all your money!
Let the viewers see you cry again
While you take another loss
Cause I'm leaving this battle with the victory
LIKE A BOOOOSSS!