It's been a long ass day
All the men just wanted to play
And I slay
I'm ready to get drunk as fuck
The bartender's out of luck
Because I'm just here to get drunk
Someone grab me a martini
Dont be a meanie
Its 8pm and already drinking hard stuff
Yeah, I'm drunk
At least this album won't flunk
I tried a whole new style
And it will go for miles
Back on track
Get me another glass
Oh my God is that a rat
Oh it just the cat
Thought it was okay to take a sip
But turned out that was enough to RIP
Someone grab me a Martini
Dont be a meanie
Its 10pm and still drinking the hard stuff
Yeah, I'm drunk
At least this album won't flunk
I tried a whole new style
And it will go for miles
Called up an uber
Turned out it was a loser
I was hoping to find someone to fuck
But I was out of luck
Guess I have to go home
Be all alone
With my husband and kids
Someone grab me a Martini
Dont be a meanie
Its 10pm and still drinking the hard stuff
Yeah, I'm drunk
At least this album won't flunk
I tried a whole new style
And it will go for miles
All the men just wanted to play
And I slay
I'm ready to get drunk as fuck
The bartender's out of luck
Because I'm just here to get drunk
Someone grab me a martini
Dont be a meanie
Its 8pm and already drinking hard stuff
Yeah, I'm drunk
At least this album won't flunk
I tried a whole new style
And it will go for miles
Back on track
Get me another glass
Oh my God is that a rat
Oh it just the cat
Thought it was okay to take a sip
But turned out that was enough to RIP
Someone grab me a Martini
Dont be a meanie
Its 10pm and still drinking the hard stuff
Yeah, I'm drunk
At least this album won't flunk
I tried a whole new style
And it will go for miles
Called up an uber
Turned out it was a loser
I was hoping to find someone to fuck
But I was out of luck
Guess I have to go home
Be all alone
With my husband and kids
Someone grab me a Martini
Dont be a meanie
Its 10pm and still drinking the hard stuff
Yeah, I'm drunk
At least this album won't flunk
I tried a whole new style
And it will go for miles
( Stacy Wilson )
www.ChordsAZ.com