[Lyric] Max Normal (Watkin Tudor Jones Jr.)

I'm Max Normal (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal (whaaa)
I'm Max Normal (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal (whaa)
I'm Max Normal (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal (whaa)
I'm Max Normal (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal

I rise in the morning on time like sunshine
Wash my body
Get dressed, one time
Eat some food
Hit the traffic, you know the deal
Working man straight keeping it real
The robots are stopped as little kid steps up
With ultra sticky snot asks me for a buck
I give him five, then I'm like yo
"Buy food, not glue" then the robot says go
I flow discreet, like a little company car down the street
I throw on the spotty with a rocket
Whose shooting at me? You're pissing me off, stop it
Damn, I wish I had a magic carpet
I can't get no..

I'm Max Normal, (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal (dang dang da dang whaa)
I'm Max Normal, (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal (dang dang da dang whaa)
I'm Max Normal, (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal (dang dang da dang whaa)
I'm Max Normal, (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal

Saturday night
I'm rolling around town
Looking for a hot spot where I can get down
There's four dogs begging me to do my thing
Got to bounce on my step and I'm ready to swing
I like maneuvering to the music
I get so loose that I almost lose it
I freak proper
They wouldn't wanna get with Max
Hot sweat dripping like candle wax
Reflex [?] like simulated sex
Honey trip off the pheromones I emit
Primal ritual old as the hills
Got honey in deep chills from my cheap thrills
I'm Max Normal, (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal (dang dang da dang whaa)
I'm Max Normal, (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal (dang dang da dang whaa)
I'm Max Normal, (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal (dang dang da dang whaa)
I'm Max Normal, (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal

Back on track, the next morning with the cup of coffee
It's emergency kickstart that's killing me softly
But I got to do what I got to do to get through my day
Everything will be okay
So long as I stick to my yoga, and remember the words of Master Yoda
I wanna be fizzy like soda
Cause feeling flat is incredibly whack
Gotta recharge my battery and that'll be that
You know I feel real fly
Max Normal, yeah, your everyday kind of guy
The soul of beat until the day that I die
And it's like that yo, just tryna get by
Just like Q baby baby

I can't get no..

I'm Max Normal, (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal (dang dang da dang whaa)
I'm Max Normal, (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal (dang dang da dang whaa)
I'm Max Normal, (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal (dang dang da dang whaa)
I'm Max Normal, (dang dang da dang)
Dress code strictly formal