[Lyric] Media Criticism (Kollektivet)

I am the most intelligent media consumer
I can separate news from a rumor
I should be the minister of multimedia
I am a walking media encyclopedia

Ism
This is the new ism (Ism)
Attacking journalism (Ism)
This is media criticism (Ism)
This is my critique

People in the TV industry should make better TV
And by the way, commercials only want to sell products
They don't want to help you
Now, I will harass the news
I find that they are only trying to get more views
With their headlines covered with tits
Media, stop trying to fool me (Ism)

This is the new ism (Ism)
Attacking journalism (Ism)
This is media criticism (Ism)
The mass media sends me emails that tricks me
I did not know that this woman only wanted my money
I am an internet dating scam victim
Her name is not even Kim! (Ism)
Listen people of the world (Ism)
I have uncovered the truth about the media (Ism)
The truth is finally out there (Ism)
I am the truth teller!

I know this must be a shock for you
It was a shock for me too