Announcer: INTRUDER ALERT! A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!
Soldier: A red spy is in the base?
Announcer: Protect the briefcase!
Soldier: We need to protect the briefcase!
Scout: Yo, a lil' help here?
Soldier: I got it. 1, 1, 1, ummm, 1.
Scout: Go, go.
Heavy: INCOMING!
Scout: AAA-hey, it's still here!
Spy: Ahem. Gentlemen.
[Meet the spy intro plays.]
Spy: I see the briefcase is safe. Tell me, did you happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
Soldier: And a knife.
Scout: Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of spies, they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Ow. No offense.
Spy: If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building.
Scout: What are you, president of his fan club?
Spy: No, that would be your mother!
Scout: [Stammers]
Spy: Indeed, and now he's here to fk us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
Soldier: Oh!
Scout: Gimmie that!
Spy: The spy has already breached our defenses.
Engineer: Sentry down!
Spy: We've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
Sniper: [Gets backstabbed] Ahhhh!
Spy: And worst of all, he could be any one of us!
Medic: Raus, raus!
Red Spy: [Turns into medic]
Medic: Nein...
Spy: He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-
Scout: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Soldier: What? It was obvious! He's the red spy! Watch, he should be turning red any second now......any second. See, red! Oh, wait that's blood.
Heavy: So, we still have problem.
Soldier: Big problem. All right, who's ready to go find this Spy?
Scout (now Red Spy): Right behind you.
Soldier: A red spy is in the base?
Announcer: Protect the briefcase!
Soldier: We need to protect the briefcase!
Scout: Yo, a lil' help here?
Soldier: I got it. 1, 1, 1, ummm, 1.
Scout: Go, go.
Heavy: INCOMING!
Scout: AAA-hey, it's still here!
Spy: Ahem. Gentlemen.
[Meet the spy intro plays.]
Spy: I see the briefcase is safe. Tell me, did you happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
Soldier: And a knife.
Scout: Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of spies, they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Ow. No offense.
Spy: If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building.
Scout: What are you, president of his fan club?
Spy: No, that would be your mother!
Scout: [Stammers]
Spy: Indeed, and now he's here to fk us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
Soldier: Oh!
Scout: Gimmie that!
Spy: The spy has already breached our defenses.
Engineer: Sentry down!
Spy: We've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
Sniper: [Gets backstabbed] Ahhhh!
Spy: And worst of all, he could be any one of us!
Medic: Raus, raus!
Red Spy: [Turns into medic]
Medic: Nein...
Spy: He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-
Scout: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Soldier: What? It was obvious! He's the red spy! Watch, he should be turning red any second now......any second. See, red! Oh, wait that's blood.
Heavy: So, we still have problem.
Soldier: Big problem. All right, who's ready to go find this Spy?
Scout (now Red Spy): Right behind you.
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