[Lyric] Merry Fxcking Christmas (Best Witches)

[Intro]
(Alright)

[Skit]
Aaaaahhhh!
Boy I really think this is gonna be the best Christmas, I mean this year [?]-
(I mean are you gonna go?) (I don't know, I fucking hate the holidays) ([?])
Gonna have, uh, Burt's gonna be there I donno
(Are you taking the girls?) (Yeah dude)
We got Burt, we got Jake, uhhhhhh-
([?])
[?] Gonna be there, probably not
(I'll probably go) (Alright)
I donno, we got everyone
(Is Grant there?)
Steve's gonna be there, but maybe not he's a bit-
(Yeah I don't. Yeah) (I like, fuckin, candycanes)
I don't really know, it doesn't really matter to me
([?])

[Refrain]
Ho! Ho ho! Ho ho! Ho ho!
Merry fucking Christmas! Merry fucking Christmas!
Ho! Ho ho! Ho ho! Ho ho!
Merry fucking Christmas! Merry fucking Christmas!
Ho! Ho ho! Ho ho! Ho ho!
Merry fucking Christmas! Merry fucking Christmas!
[Skit]
Aaaaahhhh!
Well okay so what do we want this year?
(Man, fuckin' last Chrisma- Christmas) (A mystery item would, uhh, you know-)
[?]
([?] -Like, uh, a small bunk bed?)
Just bring Jacob, a big full beard this year would be really sick
([?] Fucking deal with it) ([?] Getting something, uh,)
And me? I donno myself, I guess the only thing I really want this year is to finally get that, uh, Christmas tie
(Guessing that this year's gonna be, uh)
Level up!

[Breakdown]
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho

[Refrain]
Ho! Ho ho! Ho ho! Ho ho!
Merry fucking Christmas! Merry fucking Christmas!
Ho! Ho ho! Ho ho! Ho ho!
Merry fucking Christmas! Merry fucking Christmas!
[Outro]
Aaaaahhhh!
(Thank you, Small Steps)