[Lyric] MICKEY DARLING (Protein Shake)

[Intro]

She has a nice beard
Has a mustache
Has a nice teeth
And She has a big ass

[Chorus]

You can keep ur romance
And You can keep your slow dance
Cause I don't need to hold hands
To know that I'm broken

[Verse 1]

So sweet, So sweet of you to bone me
But babe I've been around, you're nothing new
Backseat, Backseat, I had you soaking
Oh and I swear I drank you up like apple juice
Low key, Low key, Smelt like bologna
But baby I don't wanna put the blame on you
So weak, So weak, You need some protein
So let me slip inside then I'll give, some to you

[Pre-Chorus]

But I don't even love myself
So how could I еxpect you to
Love me, touch mе, call me honey
To put it bluntly

[Chorus}

You can keep ur romance
And you can keep your slow dance
Cause I don't need to hold hands
To know that
I'm broken

And you can keep your heartbreak
And you can keep your dumb dates
Cause I don't give a fuck babe
Give up babe, For fucks sake

[Verse 2]
Told me I should just shut up
I know that
Sometimes I can be too much
But fuck that
I'm not even sorry that I hurt you
It's my pity party, thought I warned you

Told me I should just grow up
I felt that
Every time I fall in love
Regret that
Don't trust me I'll only just desert you
Guarantee I'll eat you like dessert too

[Pre-Chorus]

But I don't even love myself
So how could I expect you to
Love me, touch me, call me honey
To put it bluntly

[Chorus]

You can keep ur romance
And you can keep ur slow dance
Cause I don't need to hold hands
To know that
I'm broken
And you can keep your heartbreak
And you can keep your dumb dates
Cause I don't give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fucks sake

[Bridge]

Now I'm in your room sitting bedside
Saying that I'm hungry for the 400th time

You seem to always ignore me when its date night
You're watching reruns of friends for like the 400th time

So then I get in a mood I blame the white wine
And Now I'm screaming again for like the 400th time

And you don't ask to me fuck I guess its implied
I guess its implied babe I guess it's implied

[Chorus]

You can keep your romance
And you can keep your slow dance
Cause I don't need to hold hands
To know that
I'm broken

And you can keep your heartbreak
And you can keep your dumb dates
Cause I don't give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fucks sake

[Outro]

I don't want to hold hands
I don't want ur romance
And I don't need ur slow dance to know that
I'm broken