[Lyric] Minogue Patrol (Talkshow Boy)

Oh, will you follow me down beyond the lemonade stand?
Where the witches were burned and pro-lifers parade hand-in-hand
It's a lovely night today
And I am drawing in the sand

I saw a poster for an evening at (?)
I know the doormen sell pre-entry
As for drinks, it said "bring your own"
But I never drink alone
I have a friend and he said

"Oh, ohh, oh, oh, ohhohhohh, Tatjana's indescribable, ah, shalalalalalala, shalalalalalala"

And as the couples made love with all the singles I saw
That all the couples with singles making love on my bedroom floor
And that's the beauty of champagne
And that's the beauty of your face

As Eleanora passed her body around
And so the parcel was passed and the layers removed and we found
She's a poet and a muse
Firmly rooted in the ground
And my friend, she said
"Oh, oh, oh, ohhohhohhohh, Tatjana's indescribable, ah, shalalalalalala, shalalalalala"
"Oh, ohh, oh, oh, ohhohhohh, Tatjana's indescribable, ah, shalalalalalala, shalalalalalala"

And Rita shared her skin upon the staircase sipping soda
I have never met a basketcase that sad
And oh my lord, I must have mentioned Tatjana
Must avoid her lest I harm her
I mustn't cry
I mustn't cry
I mustn't cry
I mustn't cry
My friend said

"Oh, oh, ohh, ohhohhohhohh, Tatjana's indescribable, ah, shalalalalalala, shalalalalala"
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhohhohh, Tatjana's indescribable, ah, shalalalalalala, shalalalalala"