[Lyric] Mischievous Al and the Coca-Doca Docks (Mischievous Al)

This is the tale of Mischievous Al
He comes from the Coca-Doca Docks
This is the tale of Mischievous Al
Best friends with your mom
This is the tale of Mischievous Al
He kills everybody
This is the tale of Mischievous Al
And his basement has fifteen bodies
They are locked up in a closet ‘cause they’re dead
Mischievous Al is sick in the head
Mischievous Al knows what the right answer is to the Monte Hall Problem