[Intro]
I'm sick of you guitar people, man
What the—
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
[Verse 1]
It's that time of year
We're spreading Christmas cheer
We're stocking up on beer
What is a modern day Christmas?
Santa bar crawl tonight
Not a woolly coat in sight
Girls are getting frostbite, yeah
Well, it's a modern day Christmas
[Pre-Chorus]
Who cares about spreading joy? It's such a joke
Christmas is about being scared 'cause we're all broke
[Chorus]
This Christmas time
I've lost count of the number of times I burned my tongue
Got mulled wine
And eating all those Costco's mince piеs
Trying to drown my sorrows
And being nice to the pеople I can't stand
All year long
The cycle goes on and on and on and on and on and
[Post-Chorus]
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
[Verse 2]
Secret Santa gifts should be banned
Your gifts will be from Poundland
I swear, it's Santa's evil plan
I always get the person I hate
This year's not the same
No toys? That's too lame
Santa's the one to blame
I never got my one request
[Pre-Chorus]
All I ever wanted was a little green guy and he knew how to fly
I never got my aliens, so I sit alone and I wonder why
[Chorus]
This Christmas time
I've lost count of the number of times I burned my tongue
Got mulled wine
And eating all those Costco's mince pies
Trying to drown my sorrows
And being nice to the people I can't stand
All year long
The cycle goes on and on and on and on and on and
[Post-Chorus]
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
[Bridge]
On and on and on and on
On and on and on and on
On and on and on and on and on
On and on and
On and on and on and on
On and on, on and on and
On and on and on
It goes on
[Chorus]
This Christmas time
I've lost count of the number of times I burned my tongue
Got mulled wine
And eating all those Costco's mince pies
Trying to drown my sorrows
And being nice to the people I can't stand
All year long
The cycle goes on and on and on and on and on and
[Outro]
On and on and on and on
On and on and on and on
On and on and on and on and on
On and on and
On and on and on and on (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
On and on, on and on and (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
On and on and on (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
It goes on (Hey, hey)
It's a modern day Christmas
I'm sick of you guitar people, man
What the—
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
[Verse 1]
It's that time of year
We're spreading Christmas cheer
We're stocking up on beer
What is a modern day Christmas?
Santa bar crawl tonight
Not a woolly coat in sight
Girls are getting frostbite, yeah
Well, it's a modern day Christmas
[Pre-Chorus]
Who cares about spreading joy? It's such a joke
Christmas is about being scared 'cause we're all broke
[Chorus]
This Christmas time
I've lost count of the number of times I burned my tongue
Got mulled wine
And eating all those Costco's mince piеs
Trying to drown my sorrows
And being nice to the pеople I can't stand
All year long
The cycle goes on and on and on and on and on and
[Post-Chorus]
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
[Verse 2]
Secret Santa gifts should be banned
Your gifts will be from Poundland
I swear, it's Santa's evil plan
I always get the person I hate
This year's not the same
No toys? That's too lame
Santa's the one to blame
I never got my one request
[Pre-Chorus]
All I ever wanted was a little green guy and he knew how to fly
I never got my aliens, so I sit alone and I wonder why
[Chorus]
This Christmas time
I've lost count of the number of times I burned my tongue
Got mulled wine
And eating all those Costco's mince pies
Trying to drown my sorrows
And being nice to the people I can't stand
All year long
The cycle goes on and on and on and on and on and
[Post-Chorus]
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
[Bridge]
On and on and on and on
On and on and on and on
On and on and on and on and on
On and on and
On and on and on and on
On and on, on and on and
On and on and on
It goes on
[Chorus]
This Christmas time
I've lost count of the number of times I burned my tongue
Got mulled wine
And eating all those Costco's mince pies
Trying to drown my sorrows
And being nice to the people I can't stand
All year long
The cycle goes on and on and on and on and on and
[Outro]
On and on and on and on
On and on and on and on
On and on and on and on and on
On and on and
On and on and on and on (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
On and on, on and on and (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
On and on and on (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
It goes on (Hey, hey)
It's a modern day Christmas
( Bronnie )
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