[Lyric] Mongo Norway A Guide to Nightlife in Oslo (Black Debbath)

Hey boy!
You're on your way!
You're on your way to Mongo-Norway
Hey boy!
You're on your way!
You're on your way to Mongo-Norway

Hey boy!
You're on your way!
You're on your way to Mongo-Norway
Hey boy!
You're on your way!
You're on your way to Mongo-Norway

So if you're heading for a night out in this town
You'll be aware of all the places
That are to be left alone!
There are some traps that you may fall into, and if you do
I'm sad to say you're on you're way
Where there's no returning
So don't go!
So don't go!
So don't go in that door!

Don't you go!
Don't you go, babe!
So don't go in that door!

Oh yeah!

Goddamn it! Now the hell did you end up in that joint, Bubba? Didn't you see those signs sayin' "Smuget"? "Smuget" means "Dangеr" in Norwegian! That's it. You're had, punk. You're donе! You're gonna be one of them! I know it! Soon I'll catch you dressed up as a schmo' licking celeb'-ass! Tell me: Why didn't you go to "Last Train" or "Planet Rockall" instead? Nothing but honest beer-drinkin' and ass-kicking rock music in those places? Well, it's too late for you now!
Too late, cause:

Hey boy!
You're on your way!
You're on your way to Mongo-Norway
Hey boy!
You're on your way!
You're on your way to Mongo-Norway

Hey boy!
You're on your way!
You're on your way to Mongo-Norway
Hey boy!
You're on your way!
You're on your way to Mongo-Norway
So if you're heading for a night out in this town
You'll be aware of all the places
That's to be left alone!
There are some traps that you may fall into, and if you do
I'm sad to say you're on you're way
Where there's no returning

So don't go!
So don't go!
So don't go in that door!

Don't you go!
Don't you go, babe!
So don't go in that door!

Don't you go!
Don't you go, babe!
So don't go in that door!