[Lyric] Monkey in the Fridge (NewMacolminia)

[Verse 1]
It’s a dark and stormy night, you’re watching TV with a Bud Light
But your beverage is empty and your thirst runs dry so you head to the kitchen for a new supply
You flick on the light, you hear a sound, a rustling, a chattering, there’s something around
It’s coming from the old refrigerator, you open the door and see what’s there:

[Chorus]
Please don’t let out the monkey in the fridge, you have no idea where he’s been
How long has it been since he’s moved in. Watch out! He is armed with a syringe
You didn’t know ‘bout the monkey in the fridge, It’s too late, he’s out and peeling your skin
He’s gone crazy and now he’s on the fringe, standing on your corpse with an evil grin

[Verse 2]
You’re on a date with a lovely girl, the way her eyes shimmer, the way her hair twirls
You’re talking and laughing and eating your food, the candles are lit to set the mood
The moment is now, this is your chance, you lean for a passionate kiss
But little do you know that right behind you, there’s a fridge! He’s going to find you!

[Chorus]
You got caught by the monkey in the fridge, you have no idea where he’s been
The date’s ruined because now you’re both dead, you got syringed, and she had lost her head
Should have bewared the monkey in the fridge now your life has at last reached its end
You were too caught up in romance, now the monkey’s plan will advance
[Bridge]
Monkey fridge

[Chorus]
All bow down to the monkey in the fridge, there’s no place where the monkey hasn’t been
He knows where you are at all times, there’s no stop, his wrath is in its prime
You can’t hide from the monkey in the fridge, he won’t cease 'til humanity is rid
This mass destruction will never mend. By hand of monkey, this will be the end