[Lyric] Mr. Malus (Andi Malus)

[Intro: Ash]
Mister Malus?
Could you teach me a lesson?

[Verse 1: Gee]
Honestly, we love you
But you're stupid for letting him pick that
He sounds like a teacher
Teaching wayward classes

[Verse 2: Ash]
He should be teaching at the Wayside School
He'd be reading those sideways stories
Really, answer me this question
Why'd you let our baby pick that name?

[Pre-Chorus: Pixie]
Mister Malus, I have a question

[Chorus: Ash & Gee]
We're going to get him a job
Yeah, he's going to go teach now
No offence, we like the choice
But you could have more authority
[Verse 3: Gee]
Really here, take care of him
Cause he sounds like a teacher
Especially whenever you call him 'mister'
At least you controlled him over the middle name

[Verse 4: Ash]
We thought you were gonna stop him
Though it's nice to see something other than 'A' for him
But he sounds like a teacher
Get ready to teach, Mister Malus

[Pre-Chorus: Pixie]
Mister Malus, I have a question

[Chorus: Ash & Gee]
We're going to get him a job
Yeah, he's going to go teach now
No offence, we like the choice
But you could have more authority

[Outro: Gee]
Oh Mister Malus?
You forgot something