[Lyric] My benadryl tradwife only shows up after the 12th pill (Cornsyrupchugger)

(? Show you a dangerous new trend on tiktok)
(Kids are challenging eachother to take high doses of benadryl to induce hallucinations)
(The FDA along with the makers of benadryl have posted warnings about the dangers of this social media craze)

Man I love my benadryl wife
But I need 3 pink pills just to see her eyes
And she cooks and she cleans makes me feel alright
And I never have to worry abt other guys

'Cause I can't tell what's real anymore
I need 3 pink pills just to see this whore
And I know she won't bе there when I shut thе door
Maybe she'll stick around if I take some more

My benadryl wife only comes around
When my 3 pink pills all go down
And my head feels just like a ghost town
When my benadryl wife decides to go out

'Cause I can't tell what's real anymore
I need 3 pink pills just to see this whore
And I know she won't be there when I shut the door
Maybe she'll stick around if I take some more
Man I love my benadryl wife
But I need 3 pink pills just to see her eyes
And she cooks and she cleans makes me feel alright
And I never have to worry abt other guys