[Lyric] My Best/Chef/Black/Gay Friend (SML)

[Verse 1]
Let me tell you 'bout my best friend
Best friends forever
Really cool and clever
Couldn't be any better
My best friend
Son I never had
World's greatest dad
Never makes me sad

[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's my best friend

[Verse 2]
Let me tell you 'bout my chef friend
Always coking' food
In a bad mood
Always bein' rude
My chef friend
Always by my side
Tries to run and hide
Commit suicide
[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's my chef friend

[Verse 3]
Let me tell you 'bout my black friend
Always eaten' chicken
Always finger-locking'
Always action-packed'
Black friend
Never on time
Always talks in rhymes
Always stearin' dimes

[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's my black friend

[Verse 4]
Let me tell you 'bout my gay friend
Not into chicks
Always sacking' dicks
Don't think he'll quit
My gay friend
Carries around a doll
Hot dog down the hall
In the men's stall
[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's my gay friend