[Lyric] My first rap song (Guyinthemirror)

(Verse 1)
This is a new ordinary rap
So I'm gonna keep rapping, and napping
You're also gonna get slapping
I am rapping
In the fastest race and you're in last place
Yeah, I'm taking it to the top
Because I've got the hot in the pot, and you're not
And I'm hip hop, the poppity pop pop
Your head looks like a butt
And you don't have the guts
And you also just got cuts
All the girls love me, what?
Hey, I need to tell you something
Deez nuts
You're bold
And you just got told
And you're uglier than you hold

(Chorus)
This is my first rap
Look at that
(Verse 2)
I am hot and you're not
I am Rap God winning and you're just rap beginning
You say you're hotter than me?
Well, you're sinning
I can't makе good rhymes?
I can't make good raps?
I can't make good would-should-could-da-rhymеs?
The hots and Rap Gods are mine
You're just, well, fine
But I am at the end of the rapping line
But I won't be kind
Our rapping skills combined is just mi-mi-mine
And I am made of trampolines
So that everything you say will bounce off of me
And we'll go back to you
Yes, I have seen, see?
All the girls want me
I am number two in the rapping tree
I keep rapping
Everything-ing-ing, every rapping tree
I keep rappi-ing everythi-i-ing
This is my first rap song
Heck, I can do this while playing ping pong
I can never break, so when you drop me I go bing bong
I do anything I desire
I'm so hot that I'm on fire
I'm gonna end this rap 'cause I'm so tired
(Bridge)
No I'm not
'Cause I'm too hot for the pot, and you're not

(Verse 3)
Every weird thing is going on
Spiders are turning into vampires
I don't count all that amount
I'm just like the other kids when I don't get what I want
I just, pow
I just do anything I want
When I talk about
I don't even know what I'm talking about
You know what, I'm gonna stop this rap
Because I'm never gonna be awesome
But nah, I'm just kidding, I'm really awesome
I'm awesome, I'm awesome, I'm awesome, I'm awesome
I'm awes-
You need to floss

(Chorus)
This is my first rap
Look at that

(Verse 4)
When I see with my own eyes
I get so surprised
I see my own future
Oh my god, I have a ton
Of girlfriends, and I have a son
sigh Crap, it's done
Psyche! The fun has just begun!
What are you doing with your own lawn?
This rap keeps going on and on
I can say whatever i want, whenever I want
And you're just getting taunt
Because I'm so awesome
I'm so hot in the pot
Nobody-
And I am made of gold
Nobody can shoot me with a gun
You know what? You know what?
This rap is done