[Lyric] My Girlfriends Daughter (MC Jarbo)

[Verse 1]
Dear Ralph, I sent you a message but you still ain't callin’
Left my skype, twitter and discord here at the bottom
That one time you got kicked off Discord last autumn…
There probably was a problem with the servers or something (wink wink)
When motherfuckers say shit, I usually block them
Fuck it, why not? But this time, it’s a pretty big problem
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I’m going to be a father
No I’m kidding… it’s just my girlfriend’s daughter
I heard your channel was banned , I’m sorry dude
I had a friend who killed himself … it’s just a shame that it wasn’t you
And I know you hear this every day, but I’m the biggest fag
I even flagged your fat ass where you said nothing bad
I flagged all of your posters and subscribers man [fuck em]
Why the fuck you think I keep so many fucking tabs [open]
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, the biggest fag… this is Matt

[Chorus]
It ain’t my fucking daughter (my girlfriend’s daughter)
It’s just my girlfriend’s daughter
It’s definitely my girlfriend’s daughter
It’s really not his daughter
[Verse 2]
Dear Ralph, you still haven't called, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fags
If you didn't want to talk to me on the Killstream… you didn't have to
But did you have to tell my kid that daddy was a black dude?
She’s only two years old - we listened to your bullshit show
For like four hours, and you just said NOOOOO!
That's pretty shitty man, I’m like her fucking idol
She wants to be just like me man - she gets more views than I do
Let’s be real – I’m nothing like you, I think I’m just an
Autistic character or have a tremendously low IQ
Dumb as fuck, but flagging helps when I’m depressed
I even got a tattoo of Tyrone on my breast
And I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
Like my faggot friend Kraut… excessive faggotry
You gotta call me Ralph, I'm the biggest cuck you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours—PS… we should buy some Ripple too

[Chorus]
It ain’t my fucking daughter (my girlfriend’s daughter)
It’s just my girlfriend’s daughter
It’s definitely my girlfriend’s daughter
It’s really not his daughter

[Outro]
Jesus fucking christ, please shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Mundane Matt! BETA! Beta Male!