[Intro: Chris Chan]
Hello people of hasbro in Rhode Island. This is Christine Weston sonichu, your goddess blue heart, in Ruskerville, Virginia. Now, listen here, and listen good. I told y’all, I kept it going time and time again, but y'all keep putting it on and putting it on. But My Little Pony Generation Five is cancelled
(Pre-chorus)
Yeah I’m a brony
Big deal
All of the hate I get is a bunch of Bologna
They say I look like a hairy seal
But that’s all untrue
Because I am brony
(Chorus)
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I love my little pony
My littlе brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I am a fan of my littlе pony
(Verse 1)
I Just got out of my doctors appointment
He just said I’m dangerously obese
After all that torment
I went to the park to feed the geese
None came to me
But that’s okay
I’m just gonna go and watch some mlp
It’s okay for me to be this way
I make my way down to the basement
My little pony? My mom, well she hates it
I get down there and realize that there was some displacement
She moved my Twilight sparkles encasement
She always says “it’s just a phase”
No mom it’s life style
I tell her she’s being vile
And she says “get a job and you’ll get some praise”
(Chorus)
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I love my little pony
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I am a fan of my little pony
(Bridge)
Twilight sparkle
Applejack
Rarity
Pinky pie
Rainbow dash
Flutter shy
(Chorus)
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I love my little pony
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I am a fan of my little pony
(Verse 2)
We were At trotcon
When I got a notification
Saying that generation 4 was gone
And that there would now be the fifth generation
I scratched my neck beard
This seemed very weird
I saw the new characters
I did not like what I saw in those pictures
GENERATION 5 NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED
The old ponies were just fine
Why did they cut their time
You know what
I’m gonna start a petition
Well it case your wondering it didn’t go anywhere
I kept getting messages saying that I am a word that begins with a p and ends with time in prison
My frustration had risen
But you know what, at the end of the day
I still love my fellow bronys and pegasisters
This is for you
(Chorus)
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I love my little pony
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I am a fan of my little pony
[Outro: Chris Chan]
G four, Friendship is magic, needs its five more seasons. It needs to go onto season fourteen. Now, this is the last straw. Because for the good and safety of this timeline, you need to get pulled of off shelves and amazon stores or where ever else, all the dang far away. And cancel the fricken’ G five series, make sure it never gets published anywhere and never ever talk about it again. And make the official cancelation notice public, tell everybody i am telling you this too and warning you. Yet you continue on and you do not listen to me hasbro. and do not resume G five, i mean resume G four. You have to cancel G five, if you don’t cancel G five. You’re gonna put this entire timeline in chaos. So i giving you this warning and tell you straight up, cancel generation five now hasbro, NOW!
Hello people of hasbro in Rhode Island. This is Christine Weston sonichu, your goddess blue heart, in Ruskerville, Virginia. Now, listen here, and listen good. I told y’all, I kept it going time and time again, but y'all keep putting it on and putting it on. But My Little Pony Generation Five is cancelled
(Pre-chorus)
Yeah I’m a brony
Big deal
All of the hate I get is a bunch of Bologna
They say I look like a hairy seal
But that’s all untrue
Because I am brony
(Chorus)
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I love my little pony
My littlе brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I am a fan of my littlе pony
(Verse 1)
I Just got out of my doctors appointment
He just said I’m dangerously obese
After all that torment
I went to the park to feed the geese
None came to me
But that’s okay
I’m just gonna go and watch some mlp
It’s okay for me to be this way
I make my way down to the basement
My little pony? My mom, well she hates it
I get down there and realize that there was some displacement
She moved my Twilight sparkles encasement
She always says “it’s just a phase”
No mom it’s life style
I tell her she’s being vile
And she says “get a job and you’ll get some praise”
(Chorus)
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I love my little pony
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I am a fan of my little pony
(Bridge)
Twilight sparkle
Applejack
Rarity
Pinky pie
Rainbow dash
Flutter shy
(Chorus)
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I love my little pony
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I am a fan of my little pony
(Verse 2)
We were At trotcon
When I got a notification
Saying that generation 4 was gone
And that there would now be the fifth generation
I scratched my neck beard
This seemed very weird
I saw the new characters
I did not like what I saw in those pictures
GENERATION 5 NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED
The old ponies were just fine
Why did they cut their time
You know what
I’m gonna start a petition
Well it case your wondering it didn’t go anywhere
I kept getting messages saying that I am a word that begins with a p and ends with time in prison
My frustration had risen
But you know what, at the end of the day
I still love my fellow bronys and pegasisters
This is for you
(Chorus)
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I love my little pony
My little brony
My little brony
My little brony
Yeah that’s right I am a fan of my little pony
[Outro: Chris Chan]
G four, Friendship is magic, needs its five more seasons. It needs to go onto season fourteen. Now, this is the last straw. Because for the good and safety of this timeline, you need to get pulled of off shelves and amazon stores or where ever else, all the dang far away. And cancel the fricken’ G five series, make sure it never gets published anywhere and never ever talk about it again. And make the official cancelation notice public, tell everybody i am telling you this too and warning you. Yet you continue on and you do not listen to me hasbro. and do not resume G five, i mean resume G four. You have to cancel G five, if you don’t cancel G five. You’re gonna put this entire timeline in chaos. So i giving you this warning and tell you straight up, cancel generation five now hasbro, NOW!
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