[Lyric] My Mans a Hexagon (Mnecat)

[Verse 1]
The Coinbase app has got my man in a trance
Now he's trying to say this is the future of finance
I tried to say your money's safer with HSBC
It's the third time you've forgotten your private key
A bot drained all the apes from your Metamask wallet
Now you never leave the house
Without that thumb drive in your pocket
You said you're saving up for a mortgage deposit
I said it's a Ponzi scheme, and I don't care what you call it

[Chorus]
He said "stop FUDing, you'll never FUD me
Until you stop talking 'bout Merkle trees"
He said "wе're all gonna make it", I said "wherе's your Lambo?"
He said "not long now", and I said "yeah, bro"
You're never getting rich on Pancakeswap
Or scrolling through Discord looking for the next Airdrop
He's fully immersed in a decentralized con
Now his profile picture's a hexagon
[Verse 2]
Went out for dinner, but he was acting hostile
'Cause they wouldn't take Bitcoin 'cause it's volatile
I had to pay in fiat, but I think I touched a nerve
'Cause he won't shut up about the Federal Reserve
Now he's the type of guy who follows Gary Vee
And says things like "we're projecting 3% yields Q1 through Q3"
I said "why would someone buy your stupid NFT?"
Then he didn't talk to me for two whole weeks

[Chorus]
He said "stop FUDing", said "you'll never FUD me
Until you stop talking 'bout Merkle trees"
He said "we're all gonna make it", I said "where's your Lambo?"
He said "not long now", and I said "yeah, bro"
You're never getting rich on Pancakeswap
Or scrolling through Discord looking for the next Airdrop
He's fully immersed in a decentralized con
Now his profile picture's a hexagon
His profile picture's a hexagon
His profile picture's a hexagon