[Lyric] My Waifu Got a Schlong (Lake Boys)

[Intro]
I don't have a producer tag

[Hook: Sl1pz]
My waifu got a schlong
Yeah, she a trap, you know my waifu got some balls and a dong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
But I know deep down that loving her can never be wrong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
She a trap, you know my waifu got some balls and a dong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
It don't hit me too deep so I decided to write this song

[Verse 1: Sl1pz]
Ayy, yuh
I'm sitting down with my waifu one night
And you know that I'm feeling alright (Let's do this)
Ooh, and then she turn to me, she give me a fright
She says that she's a bit too tight (Let's loosen up)
So she slides into the sheet and I can feel my rising meat
Man, it's gonna be fire, she's all that I desire (Beautiful)
As she's taking off her pantiеs, and I'm getting kinda antsy
As I notice something odd going on
[Hook: Sl1pz]
My waifu got a schlong
Yеah, she a trap, you know my waifu got some balls and a dong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
But I know deep down that loving her can never be wrong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
She a trap, you know my waifu got some balls and a dong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
It don't hit me too deep so I decided to write this song

[Verse 2: Sl1pz]
Ayy, yuh
I'm coming home from the studio one day
And she greets me at the door, says hey (My honey)
Ooh, and then I tell her do you know that I may
Wanna get it on all night with my bae (That word is old)
And I get ready to do it, man I cannot even wait
Cuz it's incredible to think of and it's gon' be great (You would know)
But before she's taking off her clothes I bought with all my greens
I'm like I recognise that bulge in your jeans

[Hook: Sl1pz]
My waifu got a schlong
Yeah, she a trap, you know my waifu got some balls and a dong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
But I know deep down that loving her can never be wrong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
She a trap, you know my waifu got some balls and a dong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
It don't hit me too deep so I decided to write this song
(Ison Void, get the fuck over here)
[Verse 3: Ison Void (Sl1pz)]
Ayy, yeah my waifu got a schlong
It's so long, I might bust a nut just thinking about that dong
Ayy, yeah I'm rapping on this song
And my parents they don't love me, bitch don't tell me that I'm wrong
Ayy, yeah I'd rather stay inside
In my room by myself, don't you tell me I ain't tried
Ayy, hentai babe on my mind
If it weren't for her I think I might've been a suicide
Ayy, yuh, spending my time on Hanime
Watching hentai not anime
Fucked up your bitch, told her see ya bae
Ayy, yuh, I wanna go back to the good old days
Back when I only had one name
Even though this shit isn't fame
Ayy, yuh, I'm so high, high up in the clouds
You can't see me I ain't coming down
Running away where I can't be found
Ayy, yuh, don't look around, you won't find me there
I already told you nobody cares
My Little Pony, that fuckin' mare

She said that she love me, but that's not for real
Even if it were, hentai babes are my deal
I can't even fuckin' understand my appeal
Damn, that's rough, baby, it's too bad you caught feels
Dropping these rhymes
Three minutes in now don't look at the time
Parody rap, this shit is divine
Bro, where you lookin', that girl right there's mine (Back the fuck off)
Smokin' the green
Going as fast as I'm Lightning McQueen
I fucked your sister and she was a dream
Done up in cosplay like she was Eiri (Oni Chichi, you know)
Ayy, yuh, and she wanna go on and on
But I didn't want her pa and mom
Asking us what's going on (Getting sus)
So I said wait until the morn
But by then I was long gone
I was already back at home
With my waifu, she's got a schlong

[Hook: Sl1pz]
My waifu got a schlong
Yeah, she a trap, you know my waifu got some balls and a dong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
But I know deep down that loving her can never be wrong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
She a trap, you know my waifu got some balls and a dong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
It don't hit me too deep so I decided to write this song
(You mean to tell me you thought we were done?)

[Verse 4]
My futa harem's there and they're down the block
Ooh, yeah you know you'll catch me sucking futa cock
That futa cum, yeah, it's never out of stock
(Never out of stock, ne-ne-never out of stock)
Got a box of doujin, seal it with a padlock
Bitch's pussy dry, feels just like it's the old chalk
I'm changing my flow now bitch
Just let me rock
(Go quintuplets, you don't like it? You can suck a futa cock)
Banging this girl like she's a gong
And she went back home but she left her thong
I put on cassettes and I jam to the song cuz
Baby I'm missing you, even though you're long gone
I know that I'm just obsessive
I welcome traps, cuz I'm so progressive
I put it in her and I go live
And they kinda sus cuz she lookin' five, oh shit

Blowin' this dick like it's a bong
If you think I'm gay, bitch, then you're fuckin' wrong
Pull that girl's pants down, she asked me what's wrong
It's nothing girl, I was just expecting a schlong

[Hook: Sl1pz]
My waifu got a schlong
Yeah, she a trap, you know my waifu got some balls and a dong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
But I know deep down that loving her can never be wrong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
She a trap, you know my waifu got some balls and a dong
Yeah, my waifu got a schlong
It don't hit me too deep so I decided to write this song
(Woo!)