[Lyric] Nancy Pelosi Rap (Samson [US])

[Intro]
I don’t even know how to do this
Ahem (K-K-Kato on the Track)

[Verse]
I’ve been watching so much News
That I think my mind’s going nuts
Because as of lately, ha, you wanna know who I would fuck?

Nancy Pelosi
Someone tell that granny to blow me
I’d take out her dentures
Put ‘em on the dresser
Slide off her panties and proceed

I’d whip out her knockers fast
And start throwing uppercuts like a boxing bag
I’d grab her by the nipples
And I’d flip ‘em up and down until they’re flapping in the wind
And then I’d spin ‘em all around and go pbpppbpbpbpb
Have you seen them titties?
Every time I think of them things I’m giddy
She’s far from the itty bitty titty committee
Come on man, she could start her own team in the Big Leagues

I think about ‘em just to pass the day
Man I bet those fuckers hang past her waist
If I laid on the ground with my head by her feet
And she dropped them, they’d probably smack my face!