[Lyric] New Dog Old Tricks (Brahms' Third Racket)

She keeps me chained up in the backyard
In case she wants to show some teeth
Her bark is bigger than my bite
She puts her tail between my knees

How does she know where it's buried
Digging a hole in my head
My dog tag says I am married
With a dog house for a bed

She's teaching a new dog old tricks
She's teaching a new dog
Oh

Pull the leash a little harder
To let me know who calls the shots
A tug of war she never loses
And ties me in a thousand knots

How does she know where I'm buried
Digging a hole in my heart
Disobey the master
She will tear you apart
She's teaching a new dog old tricks
She's teaching a new dog
Oh

I've got to guard the house
Keep the intruders out

Pull the leash a little harder
Pull the leash a little harder
Pull the leash a little harder
Pull the leash a little harder

She's teaching a new dog old tricks
She's teaching a new dog
Oh