[Lyric] Nextwave Theme Song (Thunder Thighs (Matt Lowe))

[Verse]
It's like Shakespeare
But with lot’s more punching
It's like Goethe
But with lots more crunching
Like Titanic, but the boat's still floating (Ooooo)
No, it’s not, the mothering boat is exploding!

[Chorus]
Nextwave! Explosion
Nextwave! Explosion

[Verse]
Dirk Anger is one crazy mamajama
He leads H.A.T.E., sittin' around in his pretty pink pajamas
H.A.T.E. was formed by the beyond corporation
Purposely to bring about catastrophic devastation!

[Chorus]
Nextwave! Explosion, Gunshots
Oh, Nextwave! Explosion, Gunshots
[Refrain]
Do you want a haircut?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out
Do you need a toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one
Do you have a stepson?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out
Do you see a monster growl, or a pirate (Yarr, matey), electric emu electrical buzzing, a giant sky rat, a midget Hitler, or Pontius Pilate?
Don't call your mom or your doctor, just pick up the phone and call:

[Chorus]
Nextwave! Explosion
Oh, oh, oh, Nextwave! Explosion

[Pre-Chorus]
(Give us a Nextwave roll call!)
Monica: is gonna microwave your !
Tabby: is gonna steal all your stuff!
Aaron: is going to organise your sock drawer
Elsa: is gonna speak with an accent!
The Captain: his name is The Captain!

[Chorus]
Nextwave! Explosions, Gunshots
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Nextwave! Explosions, Gunshots
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Nextwave! Explosions, Gunshots
Call, somebody, please call up Nextwave! Explosions, Gunshots
For God's sake, somebody, call Nextwave... (Ooooo)