[Lyric] No Conventions This Year Pt. 2 July 2020 - January 2021 (Pepper Coyote)

[Verse 1]
Got through to July with conventions all streaming
A better response than the NCAA
The SEC's rolling and Notre Dame's coughing
Can get you Corona, but never fair pay

[Chorus 1]
Lie, lie, we'll make rules and enforce them
Lie, lie, all the games will be played
Lie, lie, we must keep advertisers
Lie, lie, and the money we've made
Aye-aye, we've replaced the captain
Oh, vote, we have and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on
Or it's yet one more year where we won't have a con

[Verse 2]
To no one's surprise the west coast was on fire
And 10 states away the smoke covered the sun
With no rain for months, and the climate that's drying
Our leaders suspect that their work there is done
[Chorus 2]
Lie, lie, we won't drill on your parkland
Lie, lie, well until it's been sold
Lie, lie, here, enjoy this new pipeline
Lie, lie, is it too hot or cold?
Aye-aye, we've replaced the captain
Oh, vote, we have and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on
Or it's yet one more year where we won't have a con

[Verse 3]
Sometime in November, they held an election
And Trump nearly won despite a quarter-million dead
Lost seats in the House, but gained some in the Senate
Thanks to the Georgians who didn't vote Red

[Chorus 3]
Lie, lie, yeah, a Blue wave is coming
Lie, lie, he will win by a lot
Lie, lie, we're still offering nothing
Lie, lie, and you get what you got
Aye-aye, we've replaced the captain
Oh, vote, we have and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on
Or it's yet one more year where we won't have a con
[Verse 4]
A vaccine is coming, according to Pfizer
The stock market gamblers have taken the bait
The same politicians who said not to worry
Get it on camera, while workers still wait

[Chorus 4]
Lie, lie, states will nail distribution
Lie, lie, and the shot will be free
Lie, lie, can we sell you a booster?
Lie, lie, you're our priority
Aye-aye, we've replaced the captain
Oh, vote, we have and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on
Or it's yet one more year where we won't have a con

[Interlude]

[Verse 5]
The officers filmed handing out executions
Got put on paid leave, and then back to the beat
A couple were charged and still few were convicted
The DA's had found it 'unnecessary'

[Chorus 5]
Lie, lie, he was holding a weapon
Lie, lie, I was told by the cop
Lie, lie, you'll be killed by ANTIFA
Lie, lie, they're a dangerous mob
Aye-aye, we've replaced the captain
Oh, vote, we have and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on
Or it's yet one more year where we won't have a con
[Breakdown - Verse 6]
It's been 32 weeks since we got our $1200
5 bucks a day doesn't cover much rent
Our Democrat saviors won't hold up a veto
"We gotta bomb Yemen, before checks are sent"

[Chorus 6]
Lie, lie, they can't act in the Senate
Lie, lie, nothing they could arrange
Lie, lie, he'll get kids out of cages
Lie, lie, he says not much will change (not much will change)
Aye-aye, we've replaced the captain
Oh, vote, we have and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on
Or it's yet one more year where we won't have a con

[Outro]
Won't have a con
Won't have a con