(INTRO)
Yo, I was just saying, Jacob, I don't give a fuck how old you are
You could be 40. You could be 89. You could have 37 grandkids, I don't give a fuck, you're still a fucking baby. Go find your diapers
{Verse 1: Jahplup]
Noah really talking shit like really spitting
where yo rogaine at? Yo beard is missing
Calling me a kitten is just funny and ironic
'Cause the last time you got some pussy, Joyleen was still in college
, you like 45, stop writing diss tracks
Go do your taxes. Go get your kids back
Hey chat, funny thing about Noah: he a virgin
Nugget ripped his heart out like she was playing surgeon
This diss killing you, Noah, and it's yo deathday
You not out rapping breadcat even on yo best day
You saying that you Thanos 'cause you dissed all of chat
Well, I guess that makes me Iron Man, i'm 'bout to fucking snap
Noah, why you mad at me? You were just a casualty
You made Star Wars you're whole fucking personality
You're starting to look like the characters, you watch so much
Noah, when the fuck I sub to Jabba the Hub? (gimmie my fucking money back)
Noahju-nobitches, Noahju-nohoes
Always wearing wife beaters, I think you need some new clothes
And get a ghost writer 'cause them bars weak as shit
Put down the Pringles 'cause yo chair getting weak as shit
Noah, you're down terrible, and that is some sad shit
Go apply some chia seeds to fill up your beard patches
Starting to feel bad so imma let you go tho
Chat's 'bout to catch some strays like cats with no home
cheering
Chat thought they were safe from this diss track
But y'all not safe from shit, don't you forget that
Jacob thought that should go and at me
Like he wasn't in class last week, learning ABC's
Zay-K thinking he the king of all of this rap shit
You're an NF fan crickets that's the diss
You dropped 3 Noah disses, you should know what that means
You're a Curry fan, you're used to 3-1 leads
I would diss Michelle, but she my furry cousin
But she shower like one a week, I bet her armpits mustin'
Leno still ain't got dick from the last diss track
Bet she go to horny jail as much as Kodak
My verse about to end, finish this murder
Noah, one more thing:stop eating burgers
Edwin 'bout to come in, he ain't missed a verse yet
Noah can't come back 'cause he can't reverse death
laughter
[Verse 2: Breadwin]
AYO
Bitch, Breadcat is back, bitch, bitch you thought we was done
BItch, I'm your daddy, bitch, you is my son
How you 20 years old and you haven't had sex?
It's the reason why Jasmine still hasn't sent a text
You say you 6'2? Bitch, I'm fucking dead
The only thing that's 6'2 is you're fucking forehead
You started working out, bitch I see no difference
You still out here walking, built like Peter Griffin
Put me on this beat, consider that suicide
Making all these slick comments I'm not gonna let it slide
Weird ass mothafucka, calling Plup you're little kitten
Grown ass fucking man on Twitch, making fun of little children
Making fun that I workout? You just mad I'm healthy
I'm boutta run it back, bitch, call me Derrick Henry
Talking 'bout how I flip my hair? Yeah, that's cool
'Cause at the end of the day, I get more bitches than you
Saying we not coming back? Bitch, just shut it
We haven't come back 'cause we taking notes from nugget
You think crying will make Nugget reappear?
Talk about Westside, but you listen to Mid Dior
BItch, it's Breadcat. The athlete and the cat, hey
But like Plup said, chat still is not safe
Jacob talking all this shit? Man that's funny
He still wearing pampers, and snacking on some gummies
Jenny thought she was safe, Imma make her hurt
But all she gon' say is "get taller b-word"
Michelle from the 'burbs, she think she a gang affiliate
The only gang she in is the fucking Mathematicians
Sammy swear he all that. Bitch you still a freshman
Just last year, you were still getting breastfed
Dorito and Jenny talk all that shit in chat
But stay quiet in VC? Man, that shit is wack
Leni thought she was safe, that was all in her had
Daydreaming 'bout Noah while playing The Weeknd
Dylan and Dorito. They swear they know everything
But the size of their foreheads? Yeah, that's a scary thing
See, I would roast Zay, but he does that on his own
He already a Cowboys fan, imma leave him alone
Noah, i'm still on you. You thought I was finished
When you say you in the stu', we all know you mean the kitchen
If you come back, it's gonne be a miss
When we tell you to recycle, we don't mean use the same diss
You listen to Mid Laroi, how can you do that to your ears?
You a grown ass fucking man with a Pixar fish fear
Noah swear he loves Snupe. We all know he lying
While Snupe was hungry, Noah made sure he was crying
Nah but for real, imma leave right here, tho
Noah, hope you enjoyed, lil bro
Yo, I was just saying, Jacob, I don't give a fuck how old you are
You could be 40. You could be 89. You could have 37 grandkids, I don't give a fuck, you're still a fucking baby. Go find your diapers
{Verse 1: Jahplup]
Noah really talking shit like really spitting
where yo rogaine at? Yo beard is missing
Calling me a kitten is just funny and ironic
'Cause the last time you got some pussy, Joyleen was still in college
, you like 45, stop writing diss tracks
Go do your taxes. Go get your kids back
Hey chat, funny thing about Noah: he a virgin
Nugget ripped his heart out like she was playing surgeon
This diss killing you, Noah, and it's yo deathday
You not out rapping breadcat even on yo best day
You saying that you Thanos 'cause you dissed all of chat
Well, I guess that makes me Iron Man, i'm 'bout to fucking snap
Noah, why you mad at me? You were just a casualty
You made Star Wars you're whole fucking personality
You're starting to look like the characters, you watch so much
Noah, when the fuck I sub to Jabba the Hub? (gimmie my fucking money back)
Noahju-nobitches, Noahju-nohoes
Always wearing wife beaters, I think you need some new clothes
And get a ghost writer 'cause them bars weak as shit
Put down the Pringles 'cause yo chair getting weak as shit
Noah, you're down terrible, and that is some sad shit
Go apply some chia seeds to fill up your beard patches
Starting to feel bad so imma let you go tho
Chat's 'bout to catch some strays like cats with no home
cheering
Chat thought they were safe from this diss track
But y'all not safe from shit, don't you forget that
Jacob thought that should go and at me
Like he wasn't in class last week, learning ABC's
Zay-K thinking he the king of all of this rap shit
You're an NF fan crickets that's the diss
You dropped 3 Noah disses, you should know what that means
You're a Curry fan, you're used to 3-1 leads
I would diss Michelle, but she my furry cousin
But she shower like one a week, I bet her armpits mustin'
Leno still ain't got dick from the last diss track
Bet she go to horny jail as much as Kodak
My verse about to end, finish this murder
Noah, one more thing:stop eating burgers
Edwin 'bout to come in, he ain't missed a verse yet
Noah can't come back 'cause he can't reverse death
laughter
[Verse 2: Breadwin]
AYO
Bitch, Breadcat is back, bitch, bitch you thought we was done
BItch, I'm your daddy, bitch, you is my son
How you 20 years old and you haven't had sex?
It's the reason why Jasmine still hasn't sent a text
You say you 6'2? Bitch, I'm fucking dead
The only thing that's 6'2 is you're fucking forehead
You started working out, bitch I see no difference
You still out here walking, built like Peter Griffin
Put me on this beat, consider that suicide
Making all these slick comments I'm not gonna let it slide
Weird ass mothafucka, calling Plup you're little kitten
Grown ass fucking man on Twitch, making fun of little children
Making fun that I workout? You just mad I'm healthy
I'm boutta run it back, bitch, call me Derrick Henry
Talking 'bout how I flip my hair? Yeah, that's cool
'Cause at the end of the day, I get more bitches than you
Saying we not coming back? Bitch, just shut it
We haven't come back 'cause we taking notes from nugget
You think crying will make Nugget reappear?
Talk about Westside, but you listen to Mid Dior
BItch, it's Breadcat. The athlete and the cat, hey
But like Plup said, chat still is not safe
Jacob talking all this shit? Man that's funny
He still wearing pampers, and snacking on some gummies
Jenny thought she was safe, Imma make her hurt
But all she gon' say is "get taller b-word"
Michelle from the 'burbs, she think she a gang affiliate
The only gang she in is the fucking Mathematicians
Sammy swear he all that. Bitch you still a freshman
Just last year, you were still getting breastfed
Dorito and Jenny talk all that shit in chat
But stay quiet in VC? Man, that shit is wack
Leni thought she was safe, that was all in her had
Daydreaming 'bout Noah while playing The Weeknd
Dylan and Dorito. They swear they know everything
But the size of their foreheads? Yeah, that's a scary thing
See, I would roast Zay, but he does that on his own
He already a Cowboys fan, imma leave him alone
Noah, i'm still on you. You thought I was finished
When you say you in the stu', we all know you mean the kitchen
If you come back, it's gonne be a miss
When we tell you to recycle, we don't mean use the same diss
You listen to Mid Laroi, how can you do that to your ears?
You a grown ass fucking man with a Pixar fish fear
Noah swear he loves Snupe. We all know he lying
While Snupe was hungry, Noah made sure he was crying
Nah but for real, imma leave right here, tho
Noah, hope you enjoyed, lil bro
( Breadcat )
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