Song: Not Quite Quarantine Music Video Version
Viewed: 6 - Published at: 5 years ago
Artist: Purple Hoodie Productions
Year: 2022Viewed: 6 - Published at: 5 years ago
[Intro: Julian & Raven]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I can’t do this anymore!
Ugh! Eugh! Ayyuh! Hgnnnnnn…
This is all your fault! Ugh!
HAHHH….EEEEEAAAAAAAA…AHHHHHH- Can't be done
I can't do this! Why!? Why? It’s been so…
Hey, are you watching more screaming goat vid-
What’s wrong?
We’ve been stuck inside for like, a year!
Yeah
And all my friends are in college and they keep going to parties- NONE of which they've invited me to!
Yeah
And I keep eating all the toilet paper still and I don’t…
What?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Alright, Imma need you to reword everything that you just said because I got none of that
Alright, alright, alright
It’s been a year and we’re still in some kind of lockdown and everyone's going out in the world likе it’s safe!
Like, numbers arе still going up in certain places… we can’t be doing this!
So you're upset that we're in a “quarantine”?
Well… not quite
But lockdown hasn’t even been that bad-
Hold up, not that bad? NOT THAT BAD?
Hold up, you know what? Lemme give you a recap
No, that’s not necessary-
Too late!
[Verse 1]
It was the peak of 2020, I was finally making money
Senior year was great, I even had a prom date!
Was leading in the musical, and had my moves with that
Jumping over hurdles with me and my friends intact
Kicking it with my crew, hanging out all the time
Laying back, walking dogs, center stage, spittin’ rhymes
Life was looking good, smiling, with no doubt
Like I was at the supermarket ‘cause girls were checking me out (Finally!)
But know this, we got a notice, from the district
Some of our senior year, we have to miss it
Thought we got a break so we partied to the peak!
I looked back at my boys and said “See you in a week!” (Ahah…)
Two weeks turned to four, then weeks turned to months
Now I wish I said bye to my homies at lunch
Been through spring, summer, winter, and fall
And now I got no idea what day it is at all!
[Chorus]
We’re in a not quite quarantine, I don’t know what to do
I’m gettin’ real bored, just sittin’ in my room
I'm allowed to leave the house without a mask
But I just look around and go, “Man, I don’t trust that”
We’re in a not quite quarantine, I don’t know what to do
I’m gettin’ real bored just sittin’ in my room
It’s like we’re stuck in a movie but time it ain’t movin’
With all the plot holes I just want the credits to roll
[Verse 2]
Welp, when you’re locked down, there’s not much do
So I’ve tried everything to fix my mood
Tried baking banana bread, then turn the oven up more
Then learned how to use a fire extinguisher
Subbed to Netflix just to get by
Watching anime, dramas, and Tiger Kings (Oh my!)
Try readin’ a book that people were suggestin’
Then get a good night’s rest in
Have my grandma call when I wanna slack off
Or over-analyze any time I cough
Watch an old show, try to stay consistent
Then complain that people ain’t socially distant
[Break 1: Julian & Television]
Blah blah blah blah blah
People, people! Settle down…
I’m just sayin’ that’s not safe
[Verse 2 (cont.)]
I tried to go out and exercise
But then I got a Travis Scott with some extra fries (Throwback!)
Got the bucket and a brush, paintin’ to feel alive
I even hit the street to learn how to drive!
[Break 2: Dad]
DAD: Why do you drift to the middle of the road all the time?
You gotta stop doing that!
Don’t break hard
It should feel smooth- I should like
I-I-I shouldn't even FEEL when you’re breaking…
[Verse 2 (cont.): Julian & Raven]
Thought about texting my ex
Yeah, but that’ll end in a mess
See my social skills go down the drain
Because I can’t remember anyone’s name!
[Break 3: Julian & Connor]
No, no, no, no, no
Imma get it, imma get it, imma get it…
Like, Jamal? Nah no, Tyrone, Tyrone. Tyrone
Nah no no, Ramsey? Raheem?
Come on, nah, nah, nah, nah-
Dude, I've been your neighbor for eight years man
My name is Connor
Yeah, I don’t- I don't think that’s right
Davonte
[Verse 2 (cont.)]
Now, I still think about cleanin’ up my room
But within 5 I’m already watching YouTube
I might keep gettin’ my dogs to talk
Or turn towards the time to take up TikTok!
[Break 4]
Y’all ready for this? You gotta get ‘em with the… Uh!
I’m a savage… and then there’s the renegade
Y’all don’t know nothin’ ‘bout rollin’ in the deep end
I am a Castaway, Woah! Whip!
Okay, yo, Addison, call me!
[Chorus]
We’re in a not quite quarantine, I don’t know what to do
I’m gettin’ real bored, just sittin’ in my room
I think the chicks at my school started staying safe early
Cause they have always stayed six feet away from me!
Wait-
We’re in a not quite quarantine, I don’t know what to do
I’m gettin’ real bored, just sittin’ in my room
My whole class been locked down, this sickness a fiend
I guess we could say we’re still some Teens in Quarantine!
[Verse 3: Julian & Julian]
Oh my goodness, I think I’m going crazy
My broken sleep schedule’s got me feelin’ hazy
But, it’s fine, there’s no reason to ask for help
Though I do have full-on conversations with myself
You should get that checked out
Ay don’t tell me what do
But I’m literally you, what do you want me to do?
How about be productive and quit complaining about this?
Or we could play a game about fish?
Sold
My controller in hand, plugging in real fast
I’ve been crossing up on animals, switching up how I smash
No imposters among us, never played Fall Guys
But Mom’s concerned cause I don’t go outside
[Break 5: Julian, Mom, Connor]
Hey Julian. How long have you been down here?
No, no, no, no- argh! MOM! You just ruined- you just ruined my focus!
BRUH! This is SO annoying- This is NOT pog. This is not an epic gamer moment!
UGH! Listen, by you coming down here, you messed up my WHOLE flow!
Ok, now I have to restart and go BACK to the spawn point and I’m pretty sure Herobrine has just teamed up with Jeff Cringe
And Tom Nook’s tryna make me pay? Like I got that cash?
No, can you just, can you just be quiet? Can you turn around and leave?
Like, I’m busy. Can you mute yourself? Can you do that?
Ayo, what’s up Daquan?
My name’s Connor!
Nah, that’s not right
[Verse 3 (cont.]
Locked down but there’s no two-hour delays
Class still in session with zero snow days
I’m hoping I get back to school real soon
Cause I can’t stand Zoom Breakout Rooms!
GameStop stopped gamin’ and Regal’s been dethroned
So many stores closing, the streets are looking alone
Wondering without me if the world runs well
So I turn on the news for a show and tell
[Break 6: Jackson, Larry, (Roberto)]
Your argument’s invalid!
What do you mean my argument’s invalid? (This my show…)
No no no no no!
You’re not even letting me explain my argument
Look how you’re spreading misinformation right now. (Please…)
I'm not spreading no misinformation
No, just let me talk, let me talk, LET ME TALK
CAN I TALK, CAN I TALK?
Okay, you know what? You can talk, I apologize, I apologize
Look, all I’m saying is… maybe the Trix rabbit
Should be able to eat some cereal
No, they are for kids!
See, but we don’t know that though!
You don’t get it, you don’t understand!
Listen to me! Look at what your party represents!
See, people like you always-
You’re spreading misinformation!
[BRIDGE]
My friends are all gone, I made it with no prom
I can’t travel anywhere, and big crowds make me scared
Gotta stay safe but the future looks confusing
It’s like no matter what I do I just keep losing!
[Interlude: Julian, Raven, Both]
Hey, I-I think I get it
Listen, I know things have been hard for you and you miss your friends
And believe me, I miss mine too
But things are getting better and you don’t have to readjust at everyone’s pace
Instead of fighting against the pandemic, work with it
And find ways to connect with people and get your life back
Because your friends miss you, and the world misses you
And I… am getting sick of you and you need to leave the house
You really mean that?
Of course, I do
Awkward sibling hug?
Awkward sibling hug
Pat, pat
Alright! Let’s do this
[Chorus]
We’re in a not quite quarantine and I got something to do
Don’t have to be alone when you can chill with the crew
I got shots with side effects to see my friends
To make sure this summer never ends!
We’re in a not quite quarantine and I got something to do
Don’t have to be alone ‘cause I can chill with the crew
Had to get my whole squad in on this
So now let’s break down the chorus!
We’re in a not quite, a not quite, a not quite
A Not Quite Quarantine (Here we go)
We in a not quite, a not quite, a not quite
A Not Quite Quarantine (For my people in the back!)
We in a not quite, a not quite, a not quite
A Not Quite Quarantine (Shoutout Omicron!)
We in a not quite, a not quite, not quite
A Not Quite Quarantine!
Woo!
[Outro: Julian & Grandma B]
Sorry, sorry, Grandma B listen, I said I was sorry, okay? It was just for a bit in the video.Alright now, you better not hang up on me this time, or else imma get my shoe!
Grandma B… you’re like 700 miles away, okay? I love you, but I gotta go
…How!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I can’t do this anymore!
Ugh! Eugh! Ayyuh! Hgnnnnnn…
This is all your fault! Ugh!
HAHHH….EEEEEAAAAAAAA…AHHHHHH- Can't be done
I can't do this! Why!? Why? It’s been so…
Hey, are you watching more screaming goat vid-
What’s wrong?
We’ve been stuck inside for like, a year!
Yeah
And all my friends are in college and they keep going to parties- NONE of which they've invited me to!
Yeah
And I keep eating all the toilet paper still and I don’t…
What?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Alright, Imma need you to reword everything that you just said because I got none of that
Alright, alright, alright
It’s been a year and we’re still in some kind of lockdown and everyone's going out in the world likе it’s safe!
Like, numbers arе still going up in certain places… we can’t be doing this!
So you're upset that we're in a “quarantine”?
Well… not quite
But lockdown hasn’t even been that bad-
Hold up, not that bad? NOT THAT BAD?
Hold up, you know what? Lemme give you a recap
No, that’s not necessary-
Too late!
[Verse 1]
It was the peak of 2020, I was finally making money
Senior year was great, I even had a prom date!
Was leading in the musical, and had my moves with that
Jumping over hurdles with me and my friends intact
Kicking it with my crew, hanging out all the time
Laying back, walking dogs, center stage, spittin’ rhymes
Life was looking good, smiling, with no doubt
Like I was at the supermarket ‘cause girls were checking me out (Finally!)
But know this, we got a notice, from the district
Some of our senior year, we have to miss it
Thought we got a break so we partied to the peak!
I looked back at my boys and said “See you in a week!” (Ahah…)
Two weeks turned to four, then weeks turned to months
Now I wish I said bye to my homies at lunch
Been through spring, summer, winter, and fall
And now I got no idea what day it is at all!
[Chorus]
We’re in a not quite quarantine, I don’t know what to do
I’m gettin’ real bored, just sittin’ in my room
I'm allowed to leave the house without a mask
But I just look around and go, “Man, I don’t trust that”
We’re in a not quite quarantine, I don’t know what to do
I’m gettin’ real bored just sittin’ in my room
It’s like we’re stuck in a movie but time it ain’t movin’
With all the plot holes I just want the credits to roll
[Verse 2]
Welp, when you’re locked down, there’s not much do
So I’ve tried everything to fix my mood
Tried baking banana bread, then turn the oven up more
Then learned how to use a fire extinguisher
Subbed to Netflix just to get by
Watching anime, dramas, and Tiger Kings (Oh my!)
Try readin’ a book that people were suggestin’
Then get a good night’s rest in
Have my grandma call when I wanna slack off
Or over-analyze any time I cough
Watch an old show, try to stay consistent
Then complain that people ain’t socially distant
[Break 1: Julian & Television]
Blah blah blah blah blah
People, people! Settle down…
I’m just sayin’ that’s not safe
[Verse 2 (cont.)]
I tried to go out and exercise
But then I got a Travis Scott with some extra fries (Throwback!)
Got the bucket and a brush, paintin’ to feel alive
I even hit the street to learn how to drive!
[Break 2: Dad]
DAD: Why do you drift to the middle of the road all the time?
You gotta stop doing that!
Don’t break hard
It should feel smooth- I should like
I-I-I shouldn't even FEEL when you’re breaking…
[Verse 2 (cont.): Julian & Raven]
Thought about texting my ex
Yeah, but that’ll end in a mess
See my social skills go down the drain
Because I can’t remember anyone’s name!
[Break 3: Julian & Connor]
No, no, no, no, no
Imma get it, imma get it, imma get it…
Like, Jamal? Nah no, Tyrone, Tyrone. Tyrone
Nah no no, Ramsey? Raheem?
Come on, nah, nah, nah, nah-
Dude, I've been your neighbor for eight years man
My name is Connor
Yeah, I don’t- I don't think that’s right
Davonte
[Verse 2 (cont.)]
Now, I still think about cleanin’ up my room
But within 5 I’m already watching YouTube
I might keep gettin’ my dogs to talk
Or turn towards the time to take up TikTok!
[Break 4]
Y’all ready for this? You gotta get ‘em with the… Uh!
I’m a savage… and then there’s the renegade
Y’all don’t know nothin’ ‘bout rollin’ in the deep end
I am a Castaway, Woah! Whip!
Okay, yo, Addison, call me!
[Chorus]
We’re in a not quite quarantine, I don’t know what to do
I’m gettin’ real bored, just sittin’ in my room
I think the chicks at my school started staying safe early
Cause they have always stayed six feet away from me!
Wait-
We’re in a not quite quarantine, I don’t know what to do
I’m gettin’ real bored, just sittin’ in my room
My whole class been locked down, this sickness a fiend
I guess we could say we’re still some Teens in Quarantine!
[Verse 3: Julian & Julian]
Oh my goodness, I think I’m going crazy
My broken sleep schedule’s got me feelin’ hazy
But, it’s fine, there’s no reason to ask for help
Though I do have full-on conversations with myself
You should get that checked out
Ay don’t tell me what do
But I’m literally you, what do you want me to do?
How about be productive and quit complaining about this?
Or we could play a game about fish?
Sold
My controller in hand, plugging in real fast
I’ve been crossing up on animals, switching up how I smash
No imposters among us, never played Fall Guys
But Mom’s concerned cause I don’t go outside
[Break 5: Julian, Mom, Connor]
Hey Julian. How long have you been down here?
No, no, no, no- argh! MOM! You just ruined- you just ruined my focus!
BRUH! This is SO annoying- This is NOT pog. This is not an epic gamer moment!
UGH! Listen, by you coming down here, you messed up my WHOLE flow!
Ok, now I have to restart and go BACK to the spawn point and I’m pretty sure Herobrine has just teamed up with Jeff Cringe
And Tom Nook’s tryna make me pay? Like I got that cash?
No, can you just, can you just be quiet? Can you turn around and leave?
Like, I’m busy. Can you mute yourself? Can you do that?
Ayo, what’s up Daquan?
My name’s Connor!
Nah, that’s not right
[Verse 3 (cont.]
Locked down but there’s no two-hour delays
Class still in session with zero snow days
I’m hoping I get back to school real soon
Cause I can’t stand Zoom Breakout Rooms!
GameStop stopped gamin’ and Regal’s been dethroned
So many stores closing, the streets are looking alone
Wondering without me if the world runs well
So I turn on the news for a show and tell
[Break 6: Jackson, Larry, (Roberto)]
Your argument’s invalid!
What do you mean my argument’s invalid? (This my show…)
No no no no no!
You’re not even letting me explain my argument
Look how you’re spreading misinformation right now. (Please…)
I'm not spreading no misinformation
No, just let me talk, let me talk, LET ME TALK
CAN I TALK, CAN I TALK?
Okay, you know what? You can talk, I apologize, I apologize
Look, all I’m saying is… maybe the Trix rabbit
Should be able to eat some cereal
No, they are for kids!
See, but we don’t know that though!
You don’t get it, you don’t understand!
Listen to me! Look at what your party represents!
See, people like you always-
You’re spreading misinformation!
[BRIDGE]
My friends are all gone, I made it with no prom
I can’t travel anywhere, and big crowds make me scared
Gotta stay safe but the future looks confusing
It’s like no matter what I do I just keep losing!
[Interlude: Julian, Raven, Both]
Hey, I-I think I get it
Listen, I know things have been hard for you and you miss your friends
And believe me, I miss mine too
But things are getting better and you don’t have to readjust at everyone’s pace
Instead of fighting against the pandemic, work with it
And find ways to connect with people and get your life back
Because your friends miss you, and the world misses you
And I… am getting sick of you and you need to leave the house
You really mean that?
Of course, I do
Awkward sibling hug?
Awkward sibling hug
Pat, pat
Alright! Let’s do this
[Chorus]
We’re in a not quite quarantine and I got something to do
Don’t have to be alone when you can chill with the crew
I got shots with side effects to see my friends
To make sure this summer never ends!
We’re in a not quite quarantine and I got something to do
Don’t have to be alone ‘cause I can chill with the crew
Had to get my whole squad in on this
So now let’s break down the chorus!
We’re in a not quite, a not quite, a not quite
A Not Quite Quarantine (Here we go)
We in a not quite, a not quite, a not quite
A Not Quite Quarantine (For my people in the back!)
We in a not quite, a not quite, a not quite
A Not Quite Quarantine (Shoutout Omicron!)
We in a not quite, a not quite, not quite
A Not Quite Quarantine!
Woo!
[Outro: Julian & Grandma B]
Sorry, sorry, Grandma B listen, I said I was sorry, okay? It was just for a bit in the video.Alright now, you better not hang up on me this time, or else imma get my shoe!
Grandma B… you’re like 700 miles away, okay? I love you, but I gotta go
…How!
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