[Narrated by: Stefan Johnson]
So awhile back I’m minding my business, doing shit that men do & a female that I’ve had an eye on for a while finally responded to one of my many DM’s I sent her
A lot of small talk & flirting led to us going on a date I was in disbelief
I didn’t even offer to pick her up, so we drove separately
We get there and she’s banging hot, like flaming hot Cheetos & hot sauce spicy hot
So now we’re at dinner and I order an appetizer, I ask if she wants anything she say no. So when thе appetizer come out thеy sit it in the middle of the table I go to it close to me and can you believe she attempts to stick her pretty nailed fingers into my chicken wings uhn uhn uhn lady? NICE TRY, WRONG GUY
We finish up flirting and eating then she ask me to come over. I am thrilled
I pull up we head up stairs and everything’s all romantic then we hear a knock at the door. An unfamiliar face was there to drop off who I assume to be her kids, she takes the baby and attempts to hand the baby to me
Uhn uhn uhn lady NICE TRY , Wrong Guy!
Don’t you think it’s a bit too soon for me to be meeting your children?
Anywho, she finally puts the kids to bed and we began to make out
In the midst of us foreplaying, I notice her reaching down in her underwear and this trifling madam pulls out a tampon
NICE TRY WRONG FUCKING GUY!!!
So awhile back I’m minding my business, doing shit that men do & a female that I’ve had an eye on for a while finally responded to one of my many DM’s I sent her
A lot of small talk & flirting led to us going on a date I was in disbelief
I didn’t even offer to pick her up, so we drove separately
We get there and she’s banging hot, like flaming hot Cheetos & hot sauce spicy hot
So now we’re at dinner and I order an appetizer, I ask if she wants anything she say no. So when thе appetizer come out thеy sit it in the middle of the table I go to it close to me and can you believe she attempts to stick her pretty nailed fingers into my chicken wings uhn uhn uhn lady? NICE TRY, WRONG GUY
We finish up flirting and eating then she ask me to come over. I am thrilled
I pull up we head up stairs and everything’s all romantic then we hear a knock at the door. An unfamiliar face was there to drop off who I assume to be her kids, she takes the baby and attempts to hand the baby to me
Uhn uhn uhn lady NICE TRY , Wrong Guy!
Don’t you think it’s a bit too soon for me to be meeting your children?
Anywho, she finally puts the kids to bed and we began to make out
In the midst of us foreplaying, I notice her reaching down in her underwear and this trifling madam pulls out a tampon
NICE TRY WRONG FUCKING GUY!!!
( GQueTv )
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