[Lyric] Ode to a Gaylord (The Zamboni Guys)

(intro)

Thank you everyone, we're The Zamboni Guys!

This one goes out to a very special Gaylord..


(1st verse)

He's my little baby bear, sniffing up my cumderwear (??)

Balls out and he just don't care, spraying semen everywhere

Beating on his dick

Jesse kinda thick

Cock's out take a pic

Kinda wanna lick. (slurp)

(2nd verse)

What a fucking stud, (stud)

Lying in the mud, (mud)

Sucking dick for fun, (fun)

Slipping on some buns, (buns)

This bitch like cock, cumming in a sock

Padre doesn't knock, (knock knock) Jesse's getting clocked


(3rd verse)

Sucking on thе penis, don't believе in jesus

Cocks out and he's sleepless, cock is nearly meatless

Rise and fall, cock and ball, push a dude against the wall

Booty call, penis small, Jesse has done it all!

(4th verse)

Fucking dudes just for the thrill, Jesse will become a DILF

Slap his balls straight on that grill, the sight of booze makes Jesse ill

Boutta take a shit. (shit)

Jesse don't like tits. (tits)

Although he won't admit, (mit)

He also got a clit! (clit)


(5th verse)

Squeezed his cock 'til it turned blue, Boston swallows never chews

Jerking off with my shampoo, blowing loads in grandma's shoe

I think Jesse's gonna blast! Boston really finished fast

Jesse is still at full mast, gotta see how long he'll last

(Final verse/outro)

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I'm about to peg Jesse, crawling up inside Oakley

Cops showed up so I gotta flee

Jesse smell like stinky poopie, (wet diarrhoa fart soundeffect)

Hella weird and fuckin' fruity, acting like he's sucking coochie

Like Big B and JR stanky!!!