[Lyric] Oh Heichou (Unknown Artist)

You kicked me in a room full of fifty people
Leaving footprints in my cheeks
A kingdom that wants to kill me
Saved my life with your two feet
The Titans are coming
But I can’t help noticing
How you spin so fast
And your nice ass

Your furrowed brow and chiseled chest
Make me blush and take away my breath
Oh please agree to marry me
Set our love free!!
Oh Heichou! Oh Heichou!
Don’t care you’re less than five foot four
Oh Heichou! Oh Heichou!
Slam my face into the floor!
I don’t care that your twice my age
I think you’re really hot
The fact you’re old never bothered me anyway
I don’t mind the height difference
And how your legs are really short
'Cause I know they're inverse proportion
To your big titanic sword!
Humanity’s strongest is quite rude
And likes to make jokes about poop
But in his heart I can see
Beauty!
Oh Heichou! Oh Heichou!
Swinging through the trees
Oh Heichou! Oh Heichou!
Hair flowing through the breeze
And here I’ll stand
Always by your side
I hope neither of us die!

I’ll kill the titans so that one say you’ll be free
See the lands outside
A caged bird you will never be
See the ocean and these words I’ll finally say
I love your heart and soul
But only on that day

Oh Heichou! Oh Heichou!
I won’t let you die within these walls
Oh Heichou! Oh Heichou!
I swear I’ll give it my all
Let me confess
I like your cleanliness!
Come on Levi!
Let’s make this anime a hentai…