[Intro]
Cheesemuff is back here to put on a show
Spittin' these bars like I did long ago
All the other rappers can't compare to this
They try and spit bars but it's a swing and a miss
And now I'm back, place a welcome mat
Got a little fat, got a cat
Little lady ate a rat how 'bout that?
Armed with this beat like I'm going to war
Got back in this fight 'cause you're starving for more
Spitting fire like a dragon you cannot even imagine
Always tryna join the game but your rap skills always laggin'
Like a dog always barkin' always yappin' always trappin'
Always running your mouth, talking smack and always cappin'
Bark away little puppy nobody cares
You are just a speck of dust and I am someone to beware
But enough about you let me catch you up to speed
On what I'vе been doin' and (How I still succeed)
Penis in my mouth I reach out to the sky
Dripping from my holеs just because I fucked a guy
Penis everywhere, even gay I'm fucking straight
Cock in front of me and I call that fucking fate
Crying out to God just to give me something new
And I get another man and God expects a "thank you"
But I take what I'm given 'cause I'm truly blessed
And you can't deny that it's penis that's best
[Verse 1]
Thank you God for this amazing cock
Rub it twice and it's hard as rock
Like a diamond penis or a rock from Venus
My balls, they ache when I make a pee piss
I fucked a girl, and then a guy
I fucked a snake and almost died
The pain, too much, too much to bear
"I needed help" was what I decided there
I needed aide, I called up Dokter
Now cock is hot, but he was hotter
But this Dokter was a bit of a Creeper
In the girl's locker room he was a bit of a peeper
Now distant thoughts about that man slut
Made rejection sting more than just a cut
My love for him had been rejected
My feelings, shoved aside neglected
(Fuck you)
[Chorus]
Back from the grave with my cock in hand
Going at full speed I'm a one man band
I'm like a stray dog or a kid with aids
I'm all alone and that's a-okay
Or should I say that's a-o-gay
'Cause I haven't had cock since yesterday
"I'm feelin' kinda gay" is in my status
Now I need the male genital apparatus
Now bitch
[Verse 2]
Did you just call me gay? (Fuck you)
Why don't you suck my ass? (And fuck you)
You're the gay one here (Fuck you)
I'm just showin' my bros some love (So fuck you)
It's just man love (Not gay)
I mean, I like girls (I'm not gay)
Hardcore Christian over here (Not gay)
Alright, back to my story
After twenty-seven years, I found a girl
Big ass, brown eyes, hair that was curled
Only problem was she got no dick
And after Trapped that made me sick
The feminine penis was stuck on my mind
A chick with a dick was one of a kind
But I needed to find the ancient relic
A penis so great it was angelic
[Bridge]
People tell me that Payday is nothin'
But that's just shit, I know they all just bluffin'
I take a shitty right on your titty
Then cum these bars like I just fucked Whitty
Hey there little bitch boy what are you doing?
Taking shelter from the fire I am constantly spewing?
I got a message for you: the Fuckening is near
So you better guard your ass cause I'm feelin' kinda queer
(But just a bit)
[Chorus]
Rise from the grave, warm balls in hand
Even at my worst I'm a one man band
Like Michael Collins or a rat with aids
I've got no one but that's a-okay
Or should I say that's a-o-gay
'Cause I haven't had balls since yesterday
No one believes a word you say
You say you're straight but you're fucking gay
I got no money not a single friend
But I always got my penis with me in the end
Got a big ass dick, my balls be sick
I'm like John Wick but I fight with dick
Killer cock like I'm Shamu
You're fake as fuck so the sham is you
"I'm feelin' kinda gay" is in my status
Now I need the male genital apparatus
Now bitch
Cheesemuff is back here to put on a show
Spittin' these bars like I did long ago
All the other rappers can't compare to this
They try and spit bars but it's a swing and a miss
And now I'm back, place a welcome mat
Got a little fat, got a cat
Little lady ate a rat how 'bout that?
Armed with this beat like I'm going to war
Got back in this fight 'cause you're starving for more
Spitting fire like a dragon you cannot even imagine
Always tryna join the game but your rap skills always laggin'
Like a dog always barkin' always yappin' always trappin'
Always running your mouth, talking smack and always cappin'
Bark away little puppy nobody cares
You are just a speck of dust and I am someone to beware
But enough about you let me catch you up to speed
On what I'vе been doin' and (How I still succeed)
Penis in my mouth I reach out to the sky
Dripping from my holеs just because I fucked a guy
Penis everywhere, even gay I'm fucking straight
Cock in front of me and I call that fucking fate
Crying out to God just to give me something new
And I get another man and God expects a "thank you"
But I take what I'm given 'cause I'm truly blessed
And you can't deny that it's penis that's best
[Verse 1]
Thank you God for this amazing cock
Rub it twice and it's hard as rock
Like a diamond penis or a rock from Venus
My balls, they ache when I make a pee piss
I fucked a girl, and then a guy
I fucked a snake and almost died
The pain, too much, too much to bear
"I needed help" was what I decided there
I needed aide, I called up Dokter
Now cock is hot, but he was hotter
But this Dokter was a bit of a Creeper
In the girl's locker room he was a bit of a peeper
Now distant thoughts about that man slut
Made rejection sting more than just a cut
My love for him had been rejected
My feelings, shoved aside neglected
(Fuck you)
[Chorus]
Back from the grave with my cock in hand
Going at full speed I'm a one man band
I'm like a stray dog or a kid with aids
I'm all alone and that's a-okay
Or should I say that's a-o-gay
'Cause I haven't had cock since yesterday
"I'm feelin' kinda gay" is in my status
Now I need the male genital apparatus
Now bitch
[Verse 2]
Did you just call me gay? (Fuck you)
Why don't you suck my ass? (And fuck you)
You're the gay one here (Fuck you)
I'm just showin' my bros some love (So fuck you)
It's just man love (Not gay)
I mean, I like girls (I'm not gay)
Hardcore Christian over here (Not gay)
Alright, back to my story
After twenty-seven years, I found a girl
Big ass, brown eyes, hair that was curled
Only problem was she got no dick
And after Trapped that made me sick
The feminine penis was stuck on my mind
A chick with a dick was one of a kind
But I needed to find the ancient relic
A penis so great it was angelic
[Bridge]
People tell me that Payday is nothin'
But that's just shit, I know they all just bluffin'
I take a shitty right on your titty
Then cum these bars like I just fucked Whitty
Hey there little bitch boy what are you doing?
Taking shelter from the fire I am constantly spewing?
I got a message for you: the Fuckening is near
So you better guard your ass cause I'm feelin' kinda queer
(But just a bit)
[Chorus]
Rise from the grave, warm balls in hand
Even at my worst I'm a one man band
Like Michael Collins or a rat with aids
I've got no one but that's a-okay
Or should I say that's a-o-gay
'Cause I haven't had balls since yesterday
No one believes a word you say
You say you're straight but you're fucking gay
I got no money not a single friend
But I always got my penis with me in the end
Got a big ass dick, my balls be sick
I'm like John Wick but I fight with dick
Killer cock like I'm Shamu
You're fake as fuck so the sham is you
"I'm feelin' kinda gay" is in my status
Now I need the male genital apparatus
Now bitch
( MrCheesemuffin )
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