[Lyric] On a 45 (This Way to the Egress)

I surprised the man as he drew his handcuffs
Fumbling behind me as he felt his way around my wrist

And I surprised the lady as she crossed the street
To go and meet the paper boy I wonder how today she’ll greet

And I surprised the girl as she kissed her boyfriend
Underneath the lamppost while the street light flashes green & red

And I surprised everyone that ever knew me

With my wicked ways of mercy to the people that surround me

I, I wanna feel it now
I wanna spin around on a 45
‘Cause I could never be let down
But I understand that you can always try

And I, I wanna tell ya now
That you can leave the keys right at the door
Just try and tiptoe through the backyard
‘Cause I can hear ya breathing, askin’ for more
I empathize when the users want to trade me needles
But I can’t regress to that cuz junkies always stay the same

And I sympathize with the freaks that claim to understand me
But they seem to run away just as I get my point across

And I fraternize with the girl you said you fell in love with
She’s so cute and innocent, I wonder where she’s gone today

And I sodomize all the boys who ever made me angry
With my mental cock of crazy telling me to flaccid down

I, I wanna feel it now
I wanna spin around on a 45
‘Cause I could never be let down
But I understand that you can always try

And I, I wanna tell ya now
That you can leave the keys right at the door
Just try and tiptoe through the backyard
‘Cause I can hear ya breathing, askin’ for more

I, I wanna feel it now
I wanna spin around on a 45
‘Cause I could never be let down
But I understand that you can always try
And I, I wanna tell ya now
That you can leave the keys right at the door
Just try and tiptoe through the backyard
‘Cause I can hear ya breathing, askin’ for more

Yeah, yeah