[Lyric] On the Train (Janis Ian)

[Verse 1]
When I was on the train, I said
"I said I always wanted to see the sun someday
Would you please take up the shade?"

[Verse 2]
Mr. President, his face went red
And he said, "Kid, you should have come before I came
Would you please remove your face"

[Outro]
I'm on the train
And I'm trying to make it away
I'm on the train
They keep on trying to make me ashamed
So many funny people in life today