[Lyric] One Armed Bandits (William D. Drake)

Just two good old boys never meaning no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble
With the law
Since the day they was born

Straight'ning the curves, flattenin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em
But the law never will
(Makin' their way)
The only way they know
How
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow

Just two good ol' boys
Wouldn't change if they could
Fightin' the system like
Two modern day Robin Hoods
Straight'ning the curves
Flattening the hill
Someday the mountain might
Get 'em, but the law never will