[Lyric] Ottawa (JrEg)

Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa!
Everybody’s so polite!
Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa!
Everybody's just so nice!

Low level depression, low level depressed oppression
Low level depression, low level depressed oppression
Low level depression, low level depressed oppression
Low level depression, low level depressed oppression

Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa!
It’s just so middle class!

Everyone here talks about real estate and stocks
And the two to three kids that their wives will drop out
And the longer I stay here, I think
That maybe a government job won't stink
If I can just dick around all day
And get paid in—

Ottawa! Le Ottawa! Ottawa! Le Ottawa! Ottawa! Le Ottawa!
Nous sommes bilingues ici
Ottawa! Le Ottawa! Ottawa! Le Ottawa! Ottawa! C'était le Ottawa
So close to Québec là
Found a thought inside my brain
Couple years ago, would've be insane
The desire to settle down, and take it easy
Stay inside, and freeze here
For eight months (A year?)
'Cause the people are polite
And in LA there's cunts

But I've had my fill of agreeableness
And I wouldn't mind meeting some pricks
If only because meeting some pricks
Would make me miss—

Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa!
Canada's capital!
(I work for the BHRC wing of government
We mainly write reports for the PQQQQ)
Wow, that’s awesome!

No more burning bridges now
Put one hundred thousand down
On a house close to downtown
So that my family's around

No more instability
A peaceful life's the one for me
I'd mow my lawn and I would be
Calm
I fear that the people here near to me are slipping away
'Cause they'd rather be safe than in danger's way
And safety is this place
With a picket fence, and low crime rate
It offers you nothing, with a straight face

Ottawa! Ottawa! Awatto! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa!
Foreign investments!
Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa!
Seasonal Affective Disorder!

I could love this place, in a different life
One where I had kids and a loving wife
I could have a backyard where I grill with my neighbors
Life wouldn't be so hard with our stable labors

The truth is, I love this town
It's all I know and it's where I've grown
But I know I have to leave this place
Guess I'm just forcing a case

Ottawa! Ottawa! Justin Trudeau!
Ottawa! Ottawa! The Parliament buildings!
Ottawa! Ottawa! The canal!
Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Unceded Algonquin land!
Yay!