[Lyric] ​park it op. 1 (the garages)

[Intro]
Two, three, four

[Verse 1]
Theodore Duende's the perfect captain
Solid fundamentals and a great friend
We need more sluggers like him and Allison Abbott
We need less people like Mike Townsend
We’ve got Luis Acevedo
The best Vocaloid in the league
But I’ll get to that later
We’ve got Gwiff now, and Gwiff never wiffs
I think he’s at least half owl
It’s unclear
But we’ve got Luis Acevedo
The only Vocaloid who can thwack
When they’re at bat, they bellow

[Chorus]
This next run's for Hotdogfingers
A victim of eldritch circumstance
If she lived to see our new pitcher
This next ground out's for Mike Townsend
We’re gonna win in spite of you
If we don’t win, it's okay
'Cause you know we’re gonna
Pa-pa-pa-pa-park it
Pa-pa-pa-pa-park it
Pa-pa-pa-pa-park it
Pa-pa-pa-pa-park it
[Verse 2]
Theodore Duende's got the formula
That’s why they call it "a sweet science"
He just walks up to the plate and says
“Soundgarden is pretty good, but
They’re not the best band from Seattle
Have you heard of this band, Weep Wave?
I’ll make you a mixtape after this”
Then he hits a grand slam

[Chorus]
This next run's for Hotdogfingers
A victim of eldritch circumstance
If she lived to see our new pitcher
This next ground out's for Mike Townsend
We’re gonna win in spite of you
Out of the way, it’s Duendesday season
I know we’re anti-capitalist
But Tiana Cash didn’t have to die
She was literally made of money
Though I’m sure it informed her politics so we're gonna
Pa-pa-pa-park it
Pa-pa-pa-park it
Pa-pa-pa-pa-park it
Pa-pa-pa-pa-park it