[Lyric] Patreon Song (Beardson Beardly)

My wife sells nudes on Patreon
It's kinda of disgusting
My friends tell me that they jacked off
To pictures of her pussy

I don’t have the balls to tell her to stop
Because she makes more money
I wish that I never have fell in love
With a cosplay thotty

I am progressive
I am pro-choice
I am her servant
I am her toy

I am her photographer
Everyone knows
She married a pussy
And I married a whore

I married a whore
I marriеd a whore
I married a whore
I marriеd a whore
My wife sells nudes on Patreon
It's kinda of disgusting
She fucks other men on camera
It makes a bit more money

I don't have the balls to tell her to stop
Because I review anime
I wish that I never have fell in love
With a cosplay thotty