[Lyric] Paul Blart (Chow Mein)

[Intro]
(Yeah)
Chowmein
(Yeah)(Mm)
(Yeah)
Asian on the mic

[Chorus]
Yeah, you already know I got my hands on my balls, imma start to jerk
And I got my feet on the walls, imma start to twerk
(Yeah)
Feet up really high by the light switch, play with my nuggie balls like you're Nikola Jokić

[Verse 1]
I’m at your crib with your hot dad- I mean, with your hot mom, and she gimme top while we watch Mall Cop
(Paul Blart)
Now I gotta take a dump downstairs, only let out a fart
(Uh)
I don't know why my balls are square, but they looking like Minecraft pixel art

[Verse 2]
I let your mom pull out the black long strap-on and it was sharp
Yeah it got me singing high notes like she playing the harp
I said “poke me man”, not Pokémon, why does it feel like a dead fish, Magikarp?
(Uh)
I got your Middlе Eastern girlfriend, and she riding mе up and down like I'm a broken magic carpet
(Yeah) (Uh)
[Verse 3]
Yeah, my bars are hot, just like your grandma
Took her to my crib and got her pants off
Got her in that birthday suit and then we had a dance off
Oh, man. She had a heart attack, now I gotta go turn the lamp on. Gave CPR to her booty crack, got my lips on her cheeks, suck out a brown tampon
(Uhhh)

[Chorus]
Yeah, you already know I got my hands on my balls, imma start to jerk
And I got my feet on the walls, imma start to twerk
(Yeah)
Feet up really high by the light switch, turn me on, act like you’re Pokimane from Twitch

[Verse 4]
Yeah, she really bad and she gimme top while we watch Paul Blart
(Mall Cop)
Yeah, she can ride me all day, like ‘Giddy Up', except for if she's wearing no makeup
(No)

[Verse 2]
I let your mom pull out the black long strap-on and it was sharp
Man, I'm not gay, but I let her do it anyway
And she so fine, imma let her do it any day

[Outro]
(Yeah)(Uh)
Chowmein