[Lyric] Paycheck (Alf The Explicit)

To all the motherfuckers who do online dating
I'm thinking about discriminating
But I'm only at the stage of debating
Tryna get into all of the hating
But y'all only really stimulating
Because it can be intoxicating
Like a bomb they goin' off and detonating
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Getting the paycheck, call me the mascot
Get all the features, call me a bank-shot
You want something?, Ask for an allot
Don't have the money?, Sell out a job-lot
You want your work done?, get you a robot
Wanna get famous?, go get a snapshot
Get on a feature?, I'm sayin' whatnot
Wanna get tan?, get out of the sunspot

When you erase and deface my existence
You might as well try to be consistent
Because to your bullshit I am resistant
Might as well get a legal assistant
Damn!

I'm trying to debate
If you're really featherweight
Or are you just heavyweight
But you try to imitate
Then you try to immigrate
Just to fucking irritate
Thinking you got the golden-gate
Then you use the lubricate
Thinking you can masturbate...

Well guess what?
It's November, bitch!

OK, OK, It's happening
Let's go!

Getting the paycheck, call me the mascot
Get all the features, call me a bank-shot
You want something?, Ask for an allot
Don't have the money?, Sell out a job-lot
You want your work done?, get you a robot
Wanna get famous?, go get a snapshot
Get on a feature?, I'm sayin' whatnot
Wanna get tan?, get out of the sunspot
Getting the paycheck, call me the mascot
Get all the features, call me a bank-shot
You want something?, Ask for an allot
Don't have the money?, Sell out a job-lot
You want your work done?, get you a robot
Wanna get famous?, go get a snapshot
Get on a feature?, I'm sayin' whatnot
Wanna get tan?, get out of the sunspot