[Lyric] PDA (James Deignan & Christine Deignan)

Lux: What the hell is up with PDA?
Why is everybody swapping spit all day?
Don’t these people know about the flu?
This is a high school, not your basement! Get a room!

Lux and John: Holding hands is ok, I guess
And a little goodbye hug won’t bother me unless
The hug turns into more, and the more turns into gross
And then I can’t unsee your tongue go down his throat!

Lux and John: PDA is not OK!
Not tomorrow, not today
You have to find another way
Cuz PDA is not OK

Lux and John: That’s disgusting- this is where we eat!
My appetite is ruined for my mystery meat
This position might make me a prude
But I didn’t order herpes with my food

All: Oh yeah
PDA is not ok!
Not tomorrow, not today
Do it and you’ll hear me say
That PDA is not ok!
PDA is not ok!
Not tomorrow, not today
Do it and you’ll hear me say
That PDA is not ok!

John: Can’t they do that in some other spot?
Maria: How can a science classroom even get you hot?
Jane: Nobody looks good under harsh fluorescent lights
All: Did evolution lead us here? This isn’t right

Remy: Public displays of affection
CHORUS: Public displays
Remy: Public displays of affection
My lust isn’t up for inspection
CHORUS: Oooh
Remy: Or direction
CHORUS: or direction.....
Remy: Or correction
CHORUS: or correction, ooh
Remy: And nobody saw my completely enormous
Protection of privacy
Earlier under the bleachers
So quit telling teachers
That they’ve got to stop all the
Public displays of affection
PDA is not ok!
Not tomorrow, not today
Jesus told me so I pray that
PDA is not ok!

PDA is not ok!
Not tomorrow, not today
Jesus told me so I pray that
PDA is not ok!

Jane: We’ve gotta find a way to stop this curse
All: Cuz everywhere I look, this thing is getting worse
John: PDA is nasty, it’ll always be
It’s never be ok
Be ok
Be ok
It’s never be ok
Be ok
Be ok
Unless it’s me!
Unless it’s me!