Piss hit the bowl and it hit me in the face
I’m like oh no please God show me some grace
The piss splash back again and gets me in the eye
Chemical reaction from my piss call bill nye
My piss is stinky
Pull my pinky
Oh no you pulled it so I make a tinky winky
Oops looks like you pulled a little too hard
I shit myself, and it’s hefty like lard
Knock knock knock
There’s someone at the door
Please stop knocking before I piss on the floor
You’ve been in there an hour sir
So would you like more
Pissing morе and more while they’rе knocking at my door
Sir why is there shit on my floor
Pardon me it’s mine
I shat on the floor
Why would you do that
Someone one pulled my finger
I think you’d want to leave before my shit starts to linger
911
I’m calling the police
No don’t you do that, I’ll be put into a fleece
Sir you’ve been there for quite too long
You and your massive piss filled dong
Wait a minute
Who do you work for [Target]
The man crawls under and I knock him to the floor
He had package and it was sent to me
Oh no it’s bomb
I gotta flee
But what do I do with all my pee
I’m currently pissing and it has raised to my knees
I am flooding the target with all my pee
This is punishment, I need to repent [Sinner]
I get down on my knees and start praying to God
When will it stop when will the piss be gone
God I’m starting to drown there is too much pee
I am starting frown
Why did God leave me?
I’m like oh no please God show me some grace
The piss splash back again and gets me in the eye
Chemical reaction from my piss call bill nye
My piss is stinky
Pull my pinky
Oh no you pulled it so I make a tinky winky
Oops looks like you pulled a little too hard
I shit myself, and it’s hefty like lard
Knock knock knock
There’s someone at the door
Please stop knocking before I piss on the floor
You’ve been in there an hour sir
So would you like more
Pissing morе and more while they’rе knocking at my door
Sir why is there shit on my floor
Pardon me it’s mine
I shat on the floor
Why would you do that
Someone one pulled my finger
I think you’d want to leave before my shit starts to linger
911
I’m calling the police
No don’t you do that, I’ll be put into a fleece
Sir you’ve been there for quite too long
You and your massive piss filled dong
Wait a minute
Who do you work for [Target]
The man crawls under and I knock him to the floor
He had package and it was sent to me
Oh no it’s bomb
I gotta flee
But what do I do with all my pee
I’m currently pissing and it has raised to my knees
I am flooding the target with all my pee
This is punishment, I need to repent [Sinner]
I get down on my knees and start praying to God
When will it stop when will the piss be gone
God I’m starting to drown there is too much pee
I am starting frown
Why did God leave me?
( Devin Murphy )
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