[Lyric] PILYPAD PARM (PORTHODONTIST)

[INTRO-Spoken word by Dr. Pwime]
Yo
It's ya boy
Porthodontist
With my debut Single
Pilypad Parm
We hope you are in a safe place
Where you won't get knocked off cho seat
Because that's 'boutta happen
Unh

[SONG-Sung by Dr. Pwime]
In the beginning the snakes were spittin'
The dog was sittin', what a cute little kitten, unh
Makin' the decision to make it my mission
To break up Standard Oil and Steel

Yo flow sound like Helen Keller
Call me John D. 'cause I'm about to Rockefeller
In the fourth grade, at a school called Kеller
Now I be in India, a city called Calcutta, unh
My lilypad farm bе grountifully growin'
Plaque-itty smackity chibi ground snowin'
Chobapa gappa do-babble, snail snail snail
Snail snail snail snail lily parm

Lilypads be flat, they ain't got no cover
Make them frogs get bodunka-dunka-dunka with each other
Hippity hoppity the rap game is my property
Consolidate vertical, horizontal, call it monopoly

I may be the songbirg, I'm aboutta long jurd
I want to dye my hair mauve (ooh it suave)
Pontificatin' why the pond like a sauna
Sittin' in my yurt crimpin' all the stye that I wanna

Your shoe is too big for my horse, plo-dop-a-dop
I can put that snail down with force, like Turbo-pop
I think I'm gonna start catch feelings for a moose
I think I wanna step up and stomp the hoove

Yo uncle looks like yo grandma
I think your loops have caught the more
Your son's pocket is not swag
Crodunkle funk trunkle la bunkle lily stonkel

Aw, skrimblo, the plot be thickenin'
We equator bozo, not on that stank meridian
I am one bojunkle cray-cray amphibian
Givin' you warts with the cauldron I'm spittin'
[OUTRO-Spoken word by Dr. Pwime]
Ooh!
It's off the top, bruh