[Lyric] Please Mum (Colin Buchanan)

[Chorus]
Can I go to Karen's place tomorrow?
Please Mum, can I go there after school?
Can I go to Karen's place tomorrow?
Please Mum, can I go there after school?

[Verse 1]
'Cause Karen's got a Barbie doll
With a Barbie boat, a Barbie plane
It even does her homework for her
'Cause it's got a Barbie brain
So can I go to Karen's place?
(Pleeaase Mum!)

[Chorus]
Well, can I go to Seany's place tomorrow?
Please Mum, can I go there after school?
Well, can I go to Seany's place tomorrow?
Please Mum, can I go there after school?

[Verse 2]
'Cause Seany's got a swimming pool
With a giant water slippery-dip
A Soviet nuclear submarine
And a US Navy battleship
So can I go to Seany's place?
(Pleeease Muuum!)
[Chorus]
Well, can I go to Wally's place tomorrow?
Oh please Mum, can I go there after school?
Well, can I go to Wally's place tomorrow?
Aw please Mum, can I go there after school?

[Verse 3]
'Cause Wally's got a puppy dog
It's six foot high with teeth and claws
He's even got a three-toed sloth
And the last remaining dinosaurs...
So can I go to Wally's place?
(Please Muum...)

[Chorus]
Well, can I go to Laura's place tomorrow?
Oh please Mum, can I go there after school?
Well, can I go to Laura's place tomorrow?
Please Mum, can I go there after school?

[Verse 4]
'Cause Laura's mum is very nice
She's always giving stuff away
Lots of and cash and brand new cars
And European holidays...
So can I go to Laura's place?
(Pleeease Muuum! Go on!)
[Chorus]
Well, can I go to Elliot's place tomorrow?
Please Mum, can I go there after school?
Well, can I go to Elliot's place tomorrow?
Please Mum, can I go there after school?

[Verse 5]
'Cause Elliot's got a splendid house
It's a far-out, cosmic sort of place
I might be home a little late, 'cause
Elliot lives in outer space
Well, can I go to Elliot's place?
(Pleeeease...)
Well, can I go to Laura's place?
(Pleeeease...)
Well, can I go to Wally's place?
(Pleeeease...)
Well, can I go to Seany's place?
(Pleeeease...)
Well, can I go to Karen's place? Oh...
(Pleaaase Mum... sobbing)

[Outro]
Oh, very well dear
(Oh gee, thanks mum. Seeya.)