[Lyric] Plot and Backstory Award for best representation of women (2021 Vidya Gaem Awards)

[The winner of this award was Resident Evil: Village]

This year was a fetish year. Let's be real. Vampire chicks, tentacles, mute girls, sadists, gore, giants, and even delicious doll joints? I haven't even played the fucking game, and I think I know the full plot from just SFM videos alone. I think. A lot more sex than I expected.

Let's take a moment to reflect on Village; from day one when it was revealed, we knew what was going to happen. Evеn Capcom officially acknowledged just how much peoplе wanted to get sucked and fucked by the vampire girls. Old lady dommy mommies have always been a weakness of /v/, and recently the rest of the internet has started to take notice as well. But no matter how many porn artist's bills Dimitrescu manages to pay, you can't just ignore all the other fetish fuel this game pumps into you.

Angie the puppet, harkening back to 4chan's love of Rozen Maiden. Her mute caretaker, Donna, and her weird, deformed face. The sado-masochistic gleesome threesome of Bella, Cassandra, and Daniela. Even a sexy mold girl, contributing to the mold in that sock in the corner of my room. The game's got a little something weird for everyone. And that, my friends, lead to Resident Evil being voted as the best of the breast.